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[feanaro]

There is a war going on.

Alright.

One side is apparently swan-buggerers descended from Mithrellas and Imrazor.

Alright.

My spouse resembles a Metallica roadie.

Alright.

HEY EVERYONE!!! This is pretty neat!!!It repeats itself over

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[darkelf_eol]

Swan-buggerers. I appreciate that statement, truly.

[feanaro]

HEEEEEEEEY it's you! You're that guy!

[darkelf_eol]

What the fuck?

[feanaro]

*gesticulates wildly*

You! That guy! I heard a lot about you, you know. Can I have your autograph?

[darkelf_eol]

I am torn between humouring you and wanting to impale you with this red hot poker I happen to be carrying here with me.

[feanaro]

Awww, don't impale me. I'm too pretty to die... again.

Besides, I absolve myself of all the crazy shit I did in the First Age. You know, kinslaying... slaying your kin... uh.

I am very, very sorry. Truly I am.

[darkelf_eol]

Sure you are.

*waves red hot poker threateningly*

[feanaro]

No really, I am!! I can prove to you that I am. I will make you cheese bread if you don't kill me. I make reaaaaaally good cheese bread.

*smiles enticingly*

[darkelf_eol]

It is very odd that you are a female.

...and I like cheese bread.

[feanaro]

Yeah, I get that a lot. But I'm male on the weekends if that helps any.

Groovy! I will make you a loaf right away, sir!

[darkelf_eol]

Right. I will humour you now and give you my autograph.

*signs napkin*

Yay. Cheese bread.

[feanaro]

OooOOoOoOOOoooh thank you!

Here you go, kin of Thingol, sir! Loaf of cheese bread on the house.

[darkelf_eol]

Ah, thank you. See you next time when I feel like chopping your female body into little pieces and then you would have to entice me with more cheese bread.

Cheers. Byebye.

[feanaro]

Yup yup, that's what's going to happen.

Mmmmmm, mozzerella. I will have some of you right now.