artanis my love...

[maedhrosthetall]

My mother/your aunt/future-mother-in-law wants lots of grandbabies to compensate for her five other children who haven't given her grandbabies yet either through natural childbirth or just old fashioned kidnapping.

I think we're getting married on Thursday. O.o WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW COOL!! :D I'm going to be the prettiest bride groom EVER!!

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[king_finarfin]

*counts current grandchildren*

Two. Wait, is that it... Finduilas and Celebrían and dammit all those kids from the adoptions...

Grandbabies are fun.

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[maedhrosthetall]

Babies are fun as long as there's a nanny to take care of them. And a petri dish to carry them in before they're born.

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[king_finarfin]

Petri dish... shoulda thought of that before Eärwen got knocked up those five or six times. Very unpleasant time.

[finwe]

I have three kids, fifteen grandkids... (okay, nineteen if you count the extra galadriels)... but only SIX great-grandkids.

So. Gold stars for Curufin, Fingon, Turgon, Aredhel, Orodreth and Galadriel.

*waves gold stars around* Heeeeeey Maedhros! Want one of theeeeese?

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[maedhrosthetall]

OOOH ME ME ME ME ME GIMME GIMME GIMME I LOVE YOU GRAMPY!! GIMME THE SHINY!!!

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[finwe]

GO! MAKE BABIES! You get a gold star for every baby you make.

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[maedhrosthetall]

*gasp* SHINIES FOR ME!!!!

Can I get them up front if I give an estimate?

[finwe]

No shinies until the babies are born.

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[maedhrosthetall]

Awww. :( But okay! *goes to make grandbabies*

[finwe]

Good boy.

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[king_finarfin]

Through adoptions, infidelities and cloning, I have twelve children. And four grandkids. And three great-grandkids.

Pops I'm deprived of grandbabies! And great-grandbabies!

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[finwe]

Yes, you poor deprived boy!! Maybe I should bribe the younguns with more than just gold stars. Hmmm.

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[king_finarfin]

Booze? Candy? CAKE.

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[finwe]

ALL OF THE ABOVE. Plus gold stars. Cigars too.

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[king_finarfin]

Wow. Makes me want to have kids again.

*remembers pregnancies and births*

NO WAY.

*drinks more*

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[finwe]

No no no it's okay. I've gotten enough kids from you. And Fëanor. Just have to get on Fingolfin's case now.