*sigh* why did I want this promotion again ( Read more... )

No, seriously.

http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/07/06/man_attacks_sub.php

fyi, that stop is like three away from where I used to live in Harlem.

Apologies if this is hard to understand, as it just happened and I’m trying to get it down before I forget any of the details, so it may be a little stream-of-thought ( Read more... )

So how has my life been going you ask ( Read more... )

Have you ever offered anyone something, knowing full well that they’re going to take what you give them and completely fuck things up? But still you give it to them, not because it’s the right thing to do but because there’s a small sliver of hope that they may prove you wrong ( Read more... )

So I’ve started trying to regularly go to the gym. It’s like $80 a month for it, so I figure I might as well, right? I’ve got a workout mix added to my ipod, but my question to you dear readers (Josh) is what other songs should I add to it ( Read more... )

Dear upstairs neighbor,

7 am is not a good FUCKING TIME TO LOUDLY REARRAINGE YOUR APARTMENT.

I wake up before the alarm goes off as I always do, and glance over at the clock which reads “8:12” in bold, red numbers. “That’s odd,” I think in my groggy half-awake stupor, “Aren’t I supposed to be at work at 8:30 ( Read more... )

What am I doing up at this time of night? Especially when I have to be up for work in…::checks clock::…two hours ( Read more... )

I just had a dream that involved Kelly Clarkson competing in some australian variant of American Idol where new competetors try to prove they're better than former champions in order to steal their recording contracts away. Somehow this dream ended with Superman fighting a sea monster that looked like a lizard/dog hybrid on an Australian soap