Poor old Jennie doesn't stand a hope of winning Big Brother on Friday, but she earnt the title of Most Popular Big Brother Housemate From The House Next Door. Having said that, you could have sent an exploding paedophile robot Hitler singing the hits of James Blunt into the Big Brother House Next Door and it'd look like a saint next to Spiral, ( Read more... )

This morning I watched in amazement as the greatest entertainment in the history of television played out in front of my eyes. On Children's ITV's "Holly & Stephen's Saturday Showdown" - yeah I know I know - there is a game called Ram It in which there are six false doors ( Read more... )

Watching the Brit Awards tonight a couple of inescapable conclusions were reached ( Read more... )

I've become completely addicted to Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica on MTV.

I feel so dirty.

Some of these BAFTA categories get more obscure each year: "And now we come to the Machogrande award for Outstanding Contribution to comfy cinema seats."

MO v1.34

This weekend I bade a final farewell to my trusty long-sleeved and quite frighteningly thread-bare white t-shirt. Acquired way back in 1989 the t-shirt witnessed many key moments in history during it's three decade's of existence, surviving numerous wardrobe purges and several secretive attempts of abduction by nefarious family members who sought ( Read more... )

No, not how I usually feel after a Saturday night, but rather a reference to yesterday evening.

Hayfever level: SEVEREMy prevailing mood this morning is one of disappointment. Mainly because the aircon unit we bought provides no better a cooling effect than a £5.99 desk fan from Woolworths. I might be leaping to conclusions, maybe we need to put ( Read more... )

Cos you gotta love The Simpsons ( Read more... )

(1) A number of people have been talking to me lately about their new mobile phones, how they've got bluetooth, memory cards, GPRS, Java, Navi-wheels, cameras, streaming video, portrait caller id ... and I think all this new mobile phone technology has just kind of passed me by. I still think that interchangeable covers are a pretty cool idea ( Read more... )

Went to the gym last night, then got home to find Mum had sent Wifey home with some M&S Cheesecake, which I promptly devoured, thereby cancelling out the previous 1.5 hours efforts in 3 minutes. Yes, I could have said 'no' to it ... but it's cheesecake ( Read more... )