Smithers, release the flying monkeys

Jan 22, 2004 11:05

Cos you gotta love The Simpsons ...

The school is making cutbacks:
Dinner lady : "They've even got groundskeeper Willie teaching French."
Cut to Willie in class : "Bonjour, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys !"

Homer tries to retrieve a letter he's sent to Mr Burns from the post office ...
Homer : "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Clerk : "What's your first name ?"
Homer : "I ... don't ... know."

Scully: "Now Homer, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie-detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions, and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand ?"
Homer: "Yes."
(The machine blows up.)

humour, tv, thesimpsons

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