ROXULA: Wait! Stop! We could be friends! I could tell you all the stuff you've forgotten! HELSINGWOLF: Like what? ROXULA: Like the time you bit my finger off and took my ring!
biatch, you ain't mr frodo! to tall, no heart, in no way fluffy enough.
Actually...^-^;;dacakttyJanuary 20 2005, 04:04:12 UTC
Actually, Dracula says "...and perhaps the return of my ring" If you look closely, his finger is just bent, not bit. When I saw it I was like "..wuh?" so I rewound the scene several times. It's just bent. Would have been kind of stupid to clearly show Dracula having ten fingers the entire movie, out of nowhere have nine, then whoops, back to ten. Heh. ^-^;;
Ok, just saw the movie tonight. Too bad for the other two people in the audience who were trying to watch a serious movie. There was so much cheese I just had to laugh.
Did anyone else hear a song when the crowd was advancing on the castle and the camera pans up to the left to see one figure in the lighted window? My head was filled with "There's a light... Over at the Frankenstein place..." ;)
Ch1x0rs dig the habit in East Budafuck I guess. Oh, did a bit of research and came up with this tidbit:
Friars differed from monks in that the monk was attached to a specific community within which he led a cloistered life, having no direct contact with the secular world. The friar, on the other hand, belonged to no particular monastic house but to a general order, and worked as an individual in the secular world.
So Friar Faramir would have taken vows, not that accuracy had a hand in that movie.
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ROXULA: Wait! Stop! We could be friends! I could tell you all the stuff you've forgotten!
HELSINGWOLF: Like what?
ROXULA: Like the time you bit my finger off and took my ring!
biatch, you ain't mr frodo!
to tall, no heart, in no way fluffy enough.
..what?
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It was the highlight of the movie for me.
Roxula raises his hand: "biatch! look what you did! now gimme my damn ring back!!"
Tori: *laughs like a madwoman* OMG Van Helsing is GOLLUM!
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~Dacaktty =3
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Woah. Didn't expect to ever see that phrase outside of classical lit. class.
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"WHA??? OMG that class follows me EVERYWHERE!!"
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Did anyone else hear a song when the crowd was advancing on the castle and the camera pans up to the left to see one figure in the lighted window? My head was filled with "There's a light... Over at the Frankenstein place..." ;)
*joygasm*
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Ch1x0rs dig the habit in East Budafuck I guess. Oh, did a bit of research and came up with this tidbit:
Friars differed from monks in that the monk was attached to a specific community within which he led a cloistered life, having no direct contact with the secular world. The friar, on the other hand, belonged to no particular monastic house but to a general order, and worked as an individual in the secular world.
So Friar Faramir would have taken vows, not that accuracy had a hand in that movie.
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*grins* It was the best awful movie ever. well, since the MummyReturns, anyway
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ANNA [waking up]: ...Dude, is your hair in a ...ponytail?
ROXULA: . . .
ANNA: Sorry, the ponytail is a complete dealbreaker for me... my God, you have no heartbeat!
ROXULA: Hello! Have you even been watching this movie? Clue train! Boards at four o'clock!
Funniest shit EVER! The movie was lame, and a complete ripoff of... well... everything, but was definitely good for a laugh.
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For a long time there, I called that device the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
This had me laughing for quite some time ;D
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