Van Helsing in Fifteen Minutes

Jun 02, 2004 10:08


Reposted from my journal, originally posted May 9:

Herewith: Van Helsing in fifteen minutes. I took this silver bullet for you. (Spoilers. Duh.) Now with icons!

Bite my patchwork ass )

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ex_krazycat651 June 2 2004, 09:59:53 UTC
hehe I still love this part:

ROXULA: Wait! Stop! We could be friends! I could tell you all the stuff you've forgotten!
HELSINGWOLF: Like what?
ROXULA: Like the time you bit my finger off and took my ring!

biatch, you ain't mr frodo!
to tall, no heart, in no way fluffy enough.

..what?

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cleolinda June 2 2004, 10:10:32 UTC
You know what the crazy part is? That actually happens in the movie. Like, I think he says "cut" instead of "bit." But it actually happens.

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ex_krazycat651 June 2 2004, 10:22:36 UTC
I know :D
It was the highlight of the movie for me.

Roxula raises his hand: "biatch! look what you did! now gimme my damn ring back!!"

Tori: *laughs like a madwoman* OMG Van Helsing is GOLLUM!

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Actually...^-^;; dacaktty January 20 2005, 04:04:12 UTC
Actually, Dracula says "...and perhaps the return of my ring" If you look closely, his finger is just bent, not bit. When I saw it I was like "..wuh?" so I rewound the scene several times. It's just bent. Would have been kind of stupid to clearly show Dracula having ten fingers the entire movie, out of nowhere have nine, then whoops, back to ten. Heh. ^-^;;

~Dacaktty =3

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Re: Actually...^-^;; ex_krazycat651 January 20 2005, 04:17:07 UTC
Oh really?
I was so sure he had nine fingers there.

Not that it matters, I'm still going to call him nine-fingered dracula for ever and ever ;)

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Re: Actually...^-^;; dacaktty January 20 2005, 17:57:20 UTC
Haha XD

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Re: Actually...^-^;; short12stuff16 July 8 2005, 05:01:24 UTC
thats freakin awesome. by the way....i loooooove your icon. hayden christensen is the sexiest man alive. ever.

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