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Van Helsing in Fifteen Minutes

Jun 02, 2004 10:08

Reposted from my journal, originally posted May 9:

Herewith: Van Helsing in fifteen minutes. I took this silver bullet for you. (Spoilers. Duh.) Now with icons!

( Bite my patchwork ass )

van helsing, parodies

Comments 129

khayman June 14 2004, 17:16:05 UTC

A friend referred me to this after reading my take on Van Helsing:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/khayman/800728.html

I bow to your superior humor!

jennyq June 16 2004, 16:24:59 UTC

"ROXULA: I sex you up because I am the sexy!"

X'DDDD Genius

magictragicmind February 11 2005, 04:50:27 UTC

*Steals Icon just to have it*

chooken June 20 2004, 11:41:02 UTC

hey, wasn't it the burnet that got blasted by the stakes and the bombs when the carrage? I think it was because i didnt like her and celebrated when she died. I LOVE you 15 minute movies! i was reading them at like 4 this morning, and i was laughing hystericly. Are you going to do and of lord of the rings? of have you done them and i cant find them? This is totaly AWESOME! Great job!!!

mayhemme June 21 2004, 21:46:15 UTC

This rocks! Can you do The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in fifteen minutes? Maybe have a line in there about Hyde escaping to film his bit in van Helsing. That would be cool. Yeah. :)

rainbowjehan July 19 2004, 11:54:22 UTC

Seconded. Seconded.

*weeps quietly* Why does everybody pick on Jekyll, anyway? *snuggles him*

mayhemme July 20 2004, 12:07:04 UTC

Heehee. Jekyll's a cutie, I don't know why they pick on him either!

rainbowjehan July 20 2004, 20:43:52 UTC

O_O

Oh, my God, I think I may be madly, insanely in love with you for that icon. Yes, I think I may.

And yes, yes, Jekyll is. Hell, even in the book Jekyll is a cutie. Of a different sort, but still cute.

Thread 14

roxula = bono anonymous June 22 2004, 02:24:49 UTC

love what you did with it. especially this part.

The Creature paddles off, leaving the only people who aren't afraid of him, because he is a moron. Anna lies on a bier, her hair freshly curled. Apparently Carl is handier than we suspected.

VAN HELSING: Between the cursing and the one-night stand, are you even qualified to read a funeral service?

CARL: Look, man, it's not my fault only one of us knows how to score.

They burn Anna's body. Up in the sky, the Valerious family is reunited in wispy cloud formations. The wind is heard to whisper, Mufaaaaaaaasa...

hahahahaha. the only thing i wish you'd add is how roxula looks like a bad version of bono. or maybe that's just me ;P

Re: roxula = bono fluidwhispers February 2 2005, 08:52:31 UTC

I don't think it's necessarily a bad version of Bono. Just a...less sexy version.

*points at icon*