1st Incident || Arrival

[luxuriality]

[ Last night was a long night for Lust. After kicking out Edward Elric, and saving his life out of the 5th Laboratory for snooping, Lust, being the honest Amestrian Citizen she is, blew it to smithereens. That was tough work. Same with executing #48 for being too out of line. Lust now had new challenges - to cover up the FullMetal Brat's intrusion

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[braided_icarus]

[Mumbles something about five more minutes, before realizing the drone mother figure usually doesn't make such noise when coming to get him up for breakfast. Ugh. Blearily sits up and rubs his eyes, yawning.]

....Nn? [Wait. Closes his eyes. He could not have just seen who he thought he had. There was no way--okay maybe there was, because Mayfield was just cruel like that, bringing back the dead, but. Really. What the hell was Lust doing here, and in his bedroom no less?]

You.....?

1/AS IF I REALLY KNOW

[luxuriality]

[ Okay, more information and people to scare. This will b- ]

2/??? I won't label this until I'm done most likely

[luxuriality]

[ I think I heard that voice before! ]

[luxuriality]

[ There is no way. No way. Just to peer back a bit ]

D Is it all right if Lust is the new Ladies' charitiy member that Dahlia has to bake a pie for?

[doesntpoop]

[Dahlia is taking a day or two off work in order to recover from her Westport ordeal and therefore is taking a walk.....and what the hell is that woman doing?]

[luxuriality]

[ Lust doesn't really notice. She stares vacantly at the house and the tree on the lawn before concluding ]

Brown is an absolutely hideous color.

[doesntpoop]

[Okay, she has no idea what Lust is talking about. She is about to go on her merry way, when she suddenly remembers that she is on Albright Lane, and so...]

Um....excuse me...

1/2

[luxuriality]

[ Lust just does a simple acknowledgment out of the corner of her eyes, so she can briefly size up Dahlia. She doesn't seem like a threat ]

[Phone c]

[hontobakabaka]

"I've never heard of Amestris... However, odds are you are like most of us and were taken from home for some reason I have yet to uncover. If you could check and see if there are pictures of you and strange people around that house to confirm it for me please?"

[luxuriality]

I already saw the photos with strangers as my supposed family. [ She knows she can't have children, but the photo with her and little Edward in a bundle is just ... uncomfortable doesn't even begin to describe it ] if that's what you're asking. I recognize one person though.

So yes. I can't say I recall any of this happening. These must have been some crazy decades... [ The sarcasm in that sentence is so heavy it has its own gravitational attraction ]

[hontobakabaka]

"You have then been kidnapped by Mayfield Miss. None of it did happen, however, this town tries to force you to live in the American nuclear family of the late 1950's. Given the tone of your voice, I will guess you have been selected to fill the 'mother' role of the household."

[luxuriality]

[ Ohoho. The number of dead people that will result from this just simply won't be enough! You can hear a quite enraged growl ]

America? And 1950's?! Mother?!. I'm from 1917, and was created infertile. What is this town doing... and how.

[ Lust begins to consider if this enemy can rival Father before chiding herself for thinking such non-sense. You can't hear her debate this, because she's just thinking it, but you can hear changes in her breathing which can signal enough to an observant person ]

[shoeofbaileys]

[Lucky you Lust. Living on Albright Lane means you get to be neighbors to this gentle soul. And by gentle soul, I mean hideous, psychotic fish man. Who's currently crouched down against the grass of his yard and peers up the moment you pass by his house.]

What you doin'? You looking for something, hmmm?

I have no idea what's about to go on here but this will be hideously beautiful

[luxuriality]

[ She looks down and OH MY GOD. She already knew most Humans were ugly but holy shit avoid avoid avoid. The plague is incarnated right here. She quickly lifts her head and continues to look at the house ]

I'm new here, so I'm just surveying each house so I can distinguish them, their contents, and people later.

That makes two of us

[shoeofbaileys]

[Sorry Lust. Any possible indication of discomfort means Gregg clearly needs to get closer to you. So yeah, just going to get busy invading your personal space now.]

No ma'am, you all ain't oughta do none of that. Old Gregg don't like that mess, no ma'am.

sobs this is beautiful artwork

[luxuriality]

[ You can see that she's not reacting well to having... whatever this is ... in her face. She backs off a bit with a strong glare and gritting teeth. ]

What are you saying? I'm simply just trying to get to know my neighbors and houses so I don't get lost. I'm a fairly recent arrival.

C [1/2]

[k1_sauce]

[That...That voice! She said so little, but yet I can paint a perfect picture of her. Tall, bl--no, black hair!--with an inspiring rack and curves that will leave me speechless.

But the voice alone! A siren's song that can stop any man in his tracks. I cannot resist the allure--it would be a crime to! I could not call myself a man at all if I were to ignore such a call.]

[2/2]

[k1_sauce]

Nyehe. I hope I'm not too late to fill you in on anything, but I expect plenty of people will be jumping at the chance to help you out.

I am not going to apologize for anything.

[luxuriality]

[ The voice continues to just talk in sheer sex appeal ]

I already know somethings, but help would still be appreciated. I mean, [ She makes sure to do a distressed whine to lure Keiichi further ] I am just a distressed socialite who's now catapulted into the future. And these phones are different! And all of this technology. Someone has to help me get to know all of these things!

[ PRETTY SURE SHE HOOKED A FISH CALLED KEIICHI. ]

[k1_sauce]

[Lust used BE INCREDIBLY HOT.

It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.]

Hey, stay cool. Everything'll be fine! I'll help you out!