1st Incident || Arrival

Mar 14, 2011 03:47

[ Last night was a long night for Lust. After kicking out Edward Elric, and saving his life out of the 5th Laboratory for snooping, Lust, being the honest Amestrian Citizen she is, blew it to smithereens. That was tough work. Same with executing #48 for being too out of line. Lust now had new challenges - to cover up the FullMetal Brat's intrusion ( Read more... )

mayfield you are made of dicks, #edward's tears are delicious, #yuki's tears are delicious, this is the worst, sleeping with a ginger, #hermione's tears were never delicious, #ron's tears were delicious, #old gregg's tears are nasty, where is gluttony ):, #keiichi's tears are creepy, #ruri's tears are delicious, arrival, #dahlia's tears taste weird, someone will die for this, #mustang's tears are delicious

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C [1/2] k1_sauce March 14 2011, 20:09:40 UTC
[That...That voice! She said so little, but yet I can paint a perfect picture of her. Tall, bl--no, black hair!--with an inspiring rack and curves that will leave me speechless.

But the voice alone! A siren's song that can stop any man in his tracks. I cannot resist the allure--it would be a crime to! I could not call myself a man at all if I were to ignore such a call.]

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[2/2] k1_sauce March 14 2011, 20:10:33 UTC
Nyehe. I hope I'm not too late to fill you in on anything, but I expect plenty of people will be jumping at the chance to help you out.

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I am not going to apologize for anything. luxuriality March 14 2011, 20:40:28 UTC
[ The voice continues to just talk in sheer sex appeal ]

I already know somethings, but help would still be appreciated. I mean, [ She makes sure to do a distressed whine to lure Keiichi further ] I am just a distressed socialite who's now catapulted into the future. And these phones are different! And all of this technology. Someone has to help me get to know all of these things!

[ PRETTY SURE SHE HOOKED A FISH CALLED KEIICHI. ]

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k1_sauce March 14 2011, 21:28:37 UTC
[Lust used BE INCREDIBLY HOT.

It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.]

Hey, stay cool. Everything'll be fine! I'll help you out!

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luxuriality March 14 2011, 21:59:13 UTC
[ Oh. Yes. This is working. ]

You will?! Can you come over and help me! I really need this! I live at 1652 Albright Lane if you wish to see me.

[ Lust still has it, even without her stone or wicked manicure ]

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k1_sauce March 15 2011, 00:34:50 UTC
I'll be there, have no fear!

[Oh my God, never has there been a person in Mayfield moving so fast before. He makes it to that house so fast the Flash would be saying SLOOOW DOOOOWN.]

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luxuriality March 15 2011, 02:41:13 UTC
[ AND NOW WE PLAY LUST'S FAVORITE GAME.

THE WAITING GAME ]

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k1_sauce March 18 2011, 04:52:18 UTC
[Okay. Okay.

He catches his breath. He fixes his hair. He takes a deeeeeep breath and

knocks on the door.]

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luxuriality March 18 2011, 05:31:23 UTC
[ Lust has a great body, so it's no surprise when opening the door you can see how attractive her body as a whole is

But she has a beautiful face too, and she uses it to all it's worth. She quickly puts on a sweetheart act and timidly opens the door ]

Hello...?

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1/2 k1_sauce March 18 2011, 19:20:49 UTC
[UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!

AN...

AN ANGEL! EVEN MY POWERS OF IMAGINATION FAILED TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR SUCH A PERFECT SPECTACLE!]

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2/2 k1_sauce March 18 2011, 19:21:39 UTC
I'm, ah--

I'm Keiichi! You have nothing to fear now that I am here, fair damsel!

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luxuriality March 19 2011, 04:01:28 UTC
My gratitude in advance.

[ She blushes and flits a bit like a true moe ]

Let me guide you to the kitchen so you can tell me what everything does! I'm just so lost...how am I supposed to be a good mother if I'm ignorant about kitchen appliances.

Are you a father here?!

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k1_sauce March 19 2011, 04:31:43 UTC
I am, I am. Don't worry. Stay cool! Everything'll be fine.

[She's so cute! Moé in a hot body like that?! That's an unbelievable combination!]

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my housewife icon luxuriality March 19 2011, 04:39:12 UTC
I will be calm as I can! [ At the kitchen ]

If I may inquire, where do you live? And what other family members do you have there? So I don't...intrude on their privacy when I wish to see you... If that's okay with you!

[ She's acting way to well. She, herself, is surprised. She then picks up the blender with a confused expression on her face ]

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k1_sauce March 19 2011, 04:45:17 UTC
505 Ricardo street!

[ Hot chick asking for his address? No hesitation. ]

I live with Kay Farady, Rena Ryuugu, and...Winry Rockbell.

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luxuriality March 19 2011, 07:35:55 UTC
[ She writes the location almost instantly before turning back.

Winry Rockbell? She just hit the jackpot. Of course she's going to have to get closer, there's only one way how ..

through the body. She adjusts her body to point her hips back, showing off her rounded booty, and she perches her chest forward. ]

My, my! What a lovely family! I've heard of Winry back home too. I'm glad you're all able to get along! [ She smiles and puts a hand on Keiichi's shoulder ]

Now, what is this ... thing [ The blender ] and how does one use this?

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