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1st Incident || Arrival

Mar 14, 2011 03:47

[ Last night was a long night for Lust. After kicking out Edward Elric, and saving his life out of the 5th Laboratory for snooping, Lust, being the honest Amestrian Citizen she is, blew it to smithereens. That was tough work. Same with executing #48 for being too out of line. Lust now had new challenges - to cover up the FullMetal Brat's intrusion ( Read more... )

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shoeofbaileys March 14 2011, 17:08:17 UTC

[Lucky you Lust. Living on Albright Lane means you get to be neighbors to this gentle soul. And by gentle soul, I mean hideous, psychotic fish man. Who's currently crouched down against the grass of his yard and peers up the moment you pass by his house.]

What you doin'? You looking for something, hmmm?

I have no idea what's about to go on here but this will be hideously beautiful luxuriality March 14 2011, 20:35:17 UTC

[ She looks down and OH MY GOD. She already knew most Humans were ugly but holy shit avoid avoid avoid. The plague is incarnated right here. She quickly lifts her head and continues to look at the house ]

I'm new here, so I'm just surveying each house so I can distinguish them, their contents, and people later.

That makes two of us shoeofbaileys March 15 2011, 00:13:56 UTC

[Sorry Lust. Any possible indication of discomfort means Gregg clearly needs to get closer to you. So yeah, just going to get busy invading your personal space now.]

No ma'am, you all ain't oughta do none of that. Old Gregg don't like that mess, no ma'am.

sobs this is beautiful artwork luxuriality March 15 2011, 02:24:53 UTC

[ You can see that she's not reacting well to having... whatever this is ... in her face. She backs off a bit with a strong glare and gritting teeth. ]

What are you saying? I'm simply just trying to get to know my neighbors and houses so I don't get lost. I'm a fairly recent arrival.

Everything is with Old Gregg. Everything. shoeofbaileys March 15 2011, 02:58:40 UTC

[Just doesn't take the hint. Going to continue to advance as you back off.]

Make it sound like you spying on Old Gregg, yes ma'am. Old Gregg don't like none of that shit.

luxuriality March 15 2011, 04:51:42 UTC

[ Jesus fucking christ where's a sister's manicure when you need it ]

I just arrived in this town today. I'm merely trying to get myself used to this place. Why would I want to spy on someone I don't know? Who the hell are you anyways?

shoeofbaileys March 15 2011, 05:59:18 UTC

Who me?

I'M OLD GREGG!!!!

Who the hell are you, all slinking around like you own this neighborhood?

luxuriality March 15 2011, 06:21:37 UTC

[ She glares ]

I'm Solaris Artemis Luxuria. Old Gregg, I suggest you recede in your invasion of my personal space. I do not mean any harm. I'm simply getting myself acquainted with the neighbors.

[ Jesus she's ready to shank. Too bad she lost her fingernails ): ]

shoeofbaileys March 15 2011, 16:43:05 UTC

What kinda name is that? That Italian or some shit?

luxuriality March 16 2011, 08:02:27 UTC

[ What the hell is an Italy? She'll learn that later from someone that didn't reek of dying fish, elephant droppings and wet wolf fur ]

It's Xerxesian. It means the Sun's Luxurious Lover.

[ You can assume she's now Greek. Despite the fact that she has Latin, and Greek somehow in her name at the same time ]

shoeofbaileys March 16 2011, 17:11:08 UTC

[It's what now? Now you're just making shit up and trying to confuse him, Lust, and Gregg doesn't appreciate that shit.]

Yeah?

You all don't look like you make love to the Sun. No ma'am. Old Gregg know a lie when he see one.

luxuriality March 17 2011, 00:19:43 UTC

Of course I'm not going to make love to the sun! It's a tiny bit too big for me.

A name means, what a name means. Example, the name Lauren means "The Bay" but that doesn't mean Lauren is an actual bay.

If she is, she most likely isn't human.

[ She's not very happy with this exchange. Her facial expressions go between "oh my dear fuck go away" and "I really wish I could shank you right now" ]

shoeofbaileys March 17 2011, 01:10:44 UTC

[Expecting Old Gregg to pay attention to something like "facial expressions" or "body language" is like expecting Old Gregg to listen. Which is to say, Old Gregg doesn't do that shit.]

Well there probably a bay out there named Lauren though. Old Gregg bet you there is.

Old Gregg swam in Lauren once.

luxuriality March 17 2011, 02:46:21 UTC

[ Now she's getting bored and irritated. She doesn't ...okay fuck it. She's going to need poison to mentally drain this ]

That's disgusting, you should really think about what you're saying before you say it.

shoeofbaileys March 17 2011, 20:26:39 UTC

Old Gregg always think about what he saying. How else Old Gregg gonna say it, hmm?

You ever throw a baby through a window?

1/2 SOBBING luxuriality March 17 2011, 21:35:46 UTC

You should be aware of the implications of what you're stating before you state it. That was really out of line, and disgusting.

But it's fitting for a person like you, right?

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