There was something on my bed when I came home today.

I finally went out and bought myself a suit ( Read more... )

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Dear Fellow Employee at Work,

Implying that there's something wrong with me for not talking does not make me feel particularly inclined to talk to you.

Sincerely,
Me

I CANNOT HANDLE TODAY ( Read more... )

NEIGHBORS WHAT ARE YOU DOING ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that I was looking up South Park erotic asphyxiation slash fiction and then when I read it, it was like a movie of everyone trying to drown each other at the beach or something, and then it turned into this whole big thing where they had to bust into this rich privately owned island mansion in order to save the whales, but ( Read more... )

I am writing a short essay on a poem about whale fucking.

What is my life.

(To be fair, Whales Weep Not! by D. H. Lawrence is pretty classy for an entire piece devoted to large sea mammals doing the horizontal hokey pokey, so eh.)

Today has pretty much sucked the big one.

( I have no internet, and I must scream. )

SO I GUESS I SHOULD FINALLY GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL OR SOMETHING HUH

yeah I know it's been so much longer than "tomorrow" /sob

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