I am writing a short essay on a poem about whale fucking.
What is my life.
(To be fair, Whales Weep Not! by D. H. Lawrence is pretty classy for an entire piece devoted to large sea mammals doing the horizontal hokey pokey, so eh.)
So, my Intro to Criminal Justice class is mostly online, and as such, most of the grade comes from our participation in forum discussions with each other.
I mean, you could see some exposed silver filaments and the part closest to the bit that goes into the computer was getting really hot and it started sparking everywhere when I tried to move it. That's pretty dead, right?
oh my god I didn't even abuse it or anything, how does this keep happening to me