/screaming on the inside and capslocking on the outside
IT'S NEARLY THREE IN THE MORNING AND THERE IS A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER OVER MY BED
IT'S JUST CRAWLING ALL OVER THE CEILING AND FREAKING ME OUT LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHE
I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN NOTICED IT IF I HADN'T NOTICED THE CAT STARING AT IT LIKE THE DEVIL ITSELF HAD TAKEN UP RESIDENCE OVER WHERE I SLEEP
I'M PRETTY SURE THIS THING IS THE DEVIL IN SPIDER FORM, ACTUALLY
I AM KILLING THIS FUCKER IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO
IF YOU DON'T HEAR BACK FROM ME IN A FEW HOURS, IT'S BECAUSE I DIED
I EXPECT YOU ALL TO GET LJ TO PRESERVE MY JOURNAL FOR THE REST OF TIME AND NOT GET LOST IN THE NEXT PURGE
NOW I MUST TAKE MY LEAVE OF YOU AND GO OFF TO DO BATTLE WITH THIS FELL BEAST
FAREWELL, MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE ALL LOVELY PEOPLE ♥ ♥ ♥
IT'S JUST CRAWLING ALL OVER THE CEILING AND FREAKING ME OUT LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHE
I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN NOTICED IT IF I HADN'T NOTICED THE CAT STARING AT IT LIKE THE DEVIL ITSELF HAD TAKEN UP RESIDENCE OVER WHERE I SLEEP
I'M PRETTY SURE THIS THING IS THE DEVIL IN SPIDER FORM, ACTUALLY
I AM KILLING THIS FUCKER IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO
IF YOU DON'T HEAR BACK FROM ME IN A FEW HOURS, IT'S BECAUSE I DIED
I EXPECT YOU ALL TO GET LJ TO PRESERVE MY JOURNAL FOR THE REST OF TIME AND NOT GET LOST IN THE NEXT PURGE
NOW I MUST TAKE MY LEAVE OF YOU AND GO OFF TO DO BATTLE WITH THIS FELL BEAST
FAREWELL, MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE ALL LOVELY PEOPLE ♥ ♥ ♥