Why do you already have a Christmas list? It's March, Lovegood. And exposing ones arse to the scottish tailor was popular four years ago. Tell the second years to do something more original with their time. I would do it myself but I no longer have prefecting privileges.
i do not actually have an official christmas list but an effective threat it remains
how did i miss this trend? sir cadogan informs me that his reaction is "almost as good as slaying a dragon" though my own philosophy on dragons is closer to "make friends and never need to carry a wand"
Christmas lists should be exclusive anyway. There are certainly no professors on mine--excepting those who I happen to be related to.
Dragons shouldn't be slayed. As creatures, they are rather fascinating. And certainly more fierce and immpressive than Hippogriffs. Why would anyone not carry a wand in the presence of a dragon?
be assured, my unofficial list is quite selective oh, that reminds me, i did receive your thank you owl this january the stationery was so lovely i wanted to send you a thank you note for the thank you note, but i'm terrified of inescapable cycles
if the dragon was your friend why would you need one? except to conjure dragon-treats. hagrid always says most dragons he's seen were friendlier than his dog fluffy. perhaps their fierceness is grossly overstated.
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but an effective threat it remains
how did i miss this trend?
sir cadogan informs me that his reaction is
"almost as good as slaying a dragon"
though my own philosophy on dragons is closer to
"make friends and never need to carry a wand"
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Dragons shouldn't be slayed. As creatures, they are rather fascinating. And certainly more fierce and immpressive than Hippogriffs. Why would anyone not carry a wand in the presence of a dragon?
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oh, that reminds me, i did receive your thank you owl this january
the stationery was so lovely i wanted to send you a thank you note for the thank you note, but i'm terrified of inescapable cycles
if the dragon was your friend why would you need one? except to conjure dragon-treats. hagrid always says most dragons he's seen were friendlier than his dog fluffy. perhaps their fierceness is grossly overstated.
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Nifflers are not for juggling.
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after my gasps of horror thought
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