Tonks?

Can we add another name to baby James's middles?

I have come to the forgone conclusion that I am no bloody good at being constantly vigiliant.

BUT I AM A BLOODY GOOD DADDY SO IT EVENS OUT.

I think.

If you would like to revise extramuch for the Care of Magical Creatures NEWT, then drop by my office tonight as I can do that! I'm a PROFESSOR you know.

Tonkses, Mum hasn't sent us Toffee Pudding in yoinks. Did I do something again without knowing I did something?

I WOULD LIKE SOMETHING STATED FOR THE RECORD:

In no way do I ever condone juggling of creatures in my class. NOPE.

All of our professors are quite nice.

Really.

And very qualified with many reasons to be here. Completely.

If you'll excuse me, I have a wife and a class and a baby and things to do.

I don't bloody get it.

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HOLY HELL FATHER TIME NOW MUM WE LEFT FOR MUNGOS I THINK SHE MIGHT BE DYING SHIT THAT IS INCREDIBLY GROSS!

If I'm related to you, I probably need to talk to you.

SOON PLEASE. IMPERATIVE IT IS SOON.

Very important yes. Tonkses, you don't count on this one or Billium. I talked to you two already.

Also, if you need a new pair of dragonhide gloves, Seventh Years, I have loads to hand out. You'll want them this week.

RIGHT THEN

So, I teach now, which is all right really as most of you guys are quite nifty flyers and it's not really that hard to get the rest of you up there don't you know. AND I AM WITH TONKSES.

Which is nice.

WEASLEYS? WHERE ARE YOU ANYWAY?!

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