If you smell like a corpse, sorry little buddy, you're a corpse. Into the pile with you.

Oh god ew. Also that explains some mysterious bites, possibly. Also, omg they might have been touching me. *throws self away*

Me: Hey, how bout that weather?
Stranger: OMG, is that an accent i hear?
Me: Probably. Isn't it nice out? I thought it was never going to stop raining.
Stranger: Where are you from?
Me: Australia. Have you been following the Rod Ford story in the news? I wonder if Toronto will be getting a new Mayor soon.
Stranger: OMG, I don't know anything about ( Read more... )

if you wanna be my lover, you’ve probably already been w all my friends #queerspice

If I had a dollar for everytime I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy.

PEOPLE ARE COMPLEX. GENDER IS CONFUSING. SEX IS GREAT. HAVE A NICE DAY.

That's what you do when life hands you the chance to be with someone. You just... grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter WHAT your mom says.

As this year’s new crop of graduate students bounce into their research, few will be willing to accept that the system they are entering could be designed for the benefit of others, that even hard work and brilliance may well not be enough to succeed, and that they would be better off doing something else.

Sherman Alexie rlm;@Sherman_Alexie
Colleges are stuffed with utterly average white guys who, thru white guy networks, will get great jobs.

Romeo is on history's largest re-bound