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She might think we are dating though. She thinks ***** and I are dating b/c we went to Vancouver together. She wanted to send him bannock at Xmas, but I said he was allergic and it aggravated his wheat hands.

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Everyone wants to know if they're pregnant. You know how it is.

But I don't think feeding yourself into escalators like human sausagemeat is a legitimate remedy for homesickness. Surely there must be a better way?

we carry our own loneliness with us.

(this isn't some creepy haunted doll, just showing up. you PACKED it.)

why would i take a paycut to work more hours and have to move to alabama?

This show is meant to be safe for children! It's not safe for anybody!

You can't expect me to choose a boyfriend right away. That would be like eating the first pancake off the stove. You have to feed one to the dog.

What a georgeous bunch of dafties we made.