Il est interdict de faire smashy-smash.
It is forbidden to fuck shit up.

My new roommate is a leaky faucet that won't stop and after a long conversation with him I've decided to start murdering random people.

BURN IT DOWN

I have an inner thirteen-year-old boy and now I have an outer thirteen-year-old boy, too. I don’t know how much better my life could get.

If I had a dollar for every aging sex offender we have claiming innocence I would be able to buy property in Vancouver.

in some cases trees that are cut down repeatedly, become weak and thin overtime and consequently grow back as deciduous trees

it felt like the events were happening right now instead of 40-60 years ago, like racism is still around today.

My standing analogy is that undergraduates are like zombies. They aren't real people, and if you give in and do one a favor, the rest will eat your brains. THE END

Rhia vook ia siew

A more suitable term seems to be the Danish notion “pegebog” (pointing book), which stresses an important aspect of the routine of picture book looking (Christensen 21). (Kummerling-Meibauer and Meibauer 324)