[HELLO THERE AGAIN, boys and girls of Mayfield. Your happy-go-lucky Home Ec teacher is back, but she's not smiling quite as cheerfully today, oh no. Instead she's glaring at all of you silently for a full minute straight before speaking in a very low, very angry voice.]It appears that the consequences for ignoring this insipid class are more dire ( Read more... )

[Greetings, boys and girls (mostly girls) of Mayfield High! You've had a free period in school these last few days- your drone Home Ec teacher has vanished, and her replacement hasn't shown up.

Until today. True to the icon, the Cloud of Darkness is dressed in a frilly yellow apron and bandana, with a large knife in hand.

Not true to the icon, ( Read more... )

...It appears that we cannot be rid of this ridiculous place as soon as we had planned.

Very well. We are told that we will regain our power in due time. We will wait until sufficient power has been amassed, then return this town and all who dwell within it to the Void ( Read more... )

[The Cloud of Darkness sits at the Thanksgiving table, listening as her drone husband blathers on about "grace" and "giving thanks" or some such nonsense. The other drone child listens raptly. But it's not these two that concern her ( Read more... )