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[Greetings, boys and girls (mostly girls) of Mayfield High! You've had a free period in school these last few days- your drone Home Ec teacher has vanished, and her replacement hasn't shown up.
Until today. True to the icon, the Cloud of Darkness is dressed in a frilly yellow apron and bandana, with a large knife in hand.
Not true to the icon, she is beaming happily.
This is why you don't skip work in Mayfield, ladies and gentleman.]
Good morning, children! Isn't it a beautiful day today? It's a perfect day for school! Every day is a perfect day for school in Mayfield, of course. But this one is even more perfect!
Today, I decided we would have a special treat: cookies! You'll find all the necessary ingredients at your desks. Just follow my instructions, and try not to eat too much of the batter, hehe! It's okay if you want to have a little, though!
These will be the perfect treat for your husbands and kids someday! Except for you boys, who... hmm. How did you get in this class, anyway? Oh well~! More cookies for everyone!
Until today. True to the icon, the Cloud of Darkness is dressed in a frilly yellow apron and bandana, with a large knife in hand.
Not true to the icon, she is beaming happily.
This is why you don't skip work in Mayfield, ladies and gentleman.]
Good morning, children! Isn't it a beautiful day today? It's a perfect day for school! Every day is a perfect day for school in Mayfield, of course. But this one is even more perfect!
Today, I decided we would have a special treat: cookies! You'll find all the necessary ingredients at your desks. Just follow my instructions, and try not to eat too much of the batter, hehe! It's okay if you want to have a little, though!
These will be the perfect treat for your husbands and kids someday! Except for you boys, who... hmm. How did you get in this class, anyway? Oh well~! More cookies for everyone!