Du mußt Caligari werden!

I once wrapped someone up in aluminum foil and put them in the microwave to cook for 15.5 minutes.

Yummmmmmmaaaaaaaay.

You know what's fun? Busking in the streets of Swan City with your 'twin' rallying for an empty cause ( Read more... )

Mind you, that all that occurs in this world seems to have no set rule of morality, so just think of all of this hypothetically, as I imagine you could do so ( Read more... )

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House of Elrond Edition


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A long time ago, at approximately 139 of the Third Age, I popped out of my mother's body, squeezing myself through her vast vaginal canals and coated with warm fluids and itty bitty bits of placenta ( Read more... )

The Observer: Do you feel terribly pleased when you've written one ( Read more... )

I got sucked into a vacuum. Then I conversed with my fellow cousin Manwendil about our illustrious past of black eyeliner and white face powder coupled with humpa-humpa-humpin' a-plenty.

Also, it was revealed to the world that BabyVana buttplugs were being manufactured - and I have found out who would dare do such things!!


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Enter transmission: Elladan speaking here. Must say that Irmo/Lorien stopped stalking when his extremities prone to becoming filled with divine juice and mojo turned to plastic, thus making him as sexually distinct as a Ken doll ( Read more... )

Nothing like becoming domesticated in marriage while dead. Especially when you've married your cousin and all - you can't be a hick as elf and half-elf while romping in a mass of land populated by deities, can you?

Yeah. I wonder where the vodka went.