I got sucked into a vacuum. Then I conversed with my fellow cousin Manwendil about our illustrious past of black eyeliner and white face powder coupled with humpa-humpa-humpin' a-plenty.
Also, it was revealed to the world that BabyVana buttplugs were being manufactured - and I have found out who would dare do such things!!
My dear and darling light of my heart, fire of my ghostly loins, beauty far greater than a thousand shining stars, etc
wife have been communicating with these buggers and can personally attest to the fact that they have indeed been manufacturing these shameful buttplugs! Who else with such a great fixation on the rectal regions would ever make such a thing?!
So there.
Mystery solved.