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In The Closet
Disclaimer: characters do not belong to me, blah blah blah. and don't read this if you are easily offended.
Spoilers: some vague ones for Bloodbath and Narnia.
Pairing: Tibbs
Rating: NC-17 for mentions of spanking and disturbing imaginary. ;)
Tony opened the door and hid in the closet. playing hide and go seek with Gibbs was always fun. theirs was a ( Read more... ) -
Deep Sixed
warnings/disclaimer: AU (Cait is still there) crack silliness i came up with for some reason. :P characters belong to Belisarius and pals (duh)
oh and i don't capitalize, meaning i make no money with this and only use caps for names, so sue me :P
the elevator pinged and Tony strutted in with the usual "i'm pretending that i got laid last night but ( Read more... ) -
a day, a night
i see your green eyes looking sad
i know today your day was bad
the victims, crime, too close to home
crying loved ones on the phone
you grin and bear it
you always do
i am so
proud of you...worried too
i rub my eyes looking down
i lift my gaze and see you frown
i know you think i'm not okay
i know where you want me to stay
you wanna take me home to sleep
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Buried Deep
let them fall the leaves that may
let them fall every day
let them litter let them sweep
in the wind of restless sleep
can you breathe buried deep
under an old maple tree
autumn colors the ground red green blue
i only have eyes for you
in my bed your form is sweet
milky white on inky black
waiting on your hands and knees
i press kisses down your back
i travel ( Read more... ) -
Beam me up DiNozzo!
i dreamt of Michael Weatherly. i tried to impress him with my pink pants. :) -
Kathryn and the Fireball Part II
they got up and followed the sound towards the mess. there they found Neelix and Q in Paris' body fighting amongst the pans.
"Neelix! Q! what are you doing? stop messing up the mess hall!" Kim croaked over the noise.
Q and Neelix turned and stared at them surprised.
"we were just... uh, fighting to the death." said Neelix embarassed.
"yeah, we uh... we ( Read more... ) -
Gibbs!
had another dream of Gibbs. he was in the marines now, flying on that plane the kinds Tony hates and Gibbs loves. and he did some cool stuff and kicked ass. the dream was peppered with colorful purple and pink nightmare Stephen King's Mist slugs. -
Kathryn and the Fireball
the Captain of Warship Kathryn stood on his bridge, blood on his face, tears streaming down. "Kathryn... if only i had..."
"Captain!" Shmov'Ka'La yelled. "we are nearing the B'lonian border! i am detecting cloaked ships by the dozens."
"well, shoot them. i don't have time for this." :'(
"eye, sir." said Mr. Kim. " you pine, Capitan, i will shoot the ( Read more... ) -
*coughs on mic*
testing...
there's a severed head in my bed with me!