Dear Divert Me,

You gave me some advice last summer and I took it and it worked very well, so thank you for that. Now I have a friend with a completely different problem. My friend's girlfriend did something wrong by accident. splinched someone else while doing sidealong apparation, and somebody died. It wasn't her fault at all, she's a very ( Read more... )

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Elle? Elle? I just saw over in your direction - in the air - you'd never believe -

*we're sorry, but this floo number is no longer in service. Please hang up and - *

Elle? Anyone? BUGGER!

Oi! Anyone there? I'm looking for Elle Holloway ...

Anyone about? It's just that we've had a bad patch at work, and then Elle got very busy, and I suddenly thought, wait a minute, I haven't spoken to any of you in weeks. Or months. Or years, but that's just Percy.

Course I never subscribed, and Elle dropped her subscription ages ago over -- she won't even tell me what. Something to do with her job, I think. We saw this morning's paper though because someone had left one on the counter at the chip van when we stopped for a snack on our way back from the club at six this morning because dancing makes the ( Read more... )

I'm stuck at the office again and I'm bored. Elle's got some mess at the museum she's stuck with. How are the rest of you?

Each of four official owls of the London Magical Zoo carries a note and an identical, heavy package. The packages, upon being unwrapped and unshrunk, prove to contain a small glass terrarium with moss, fluorescent mushrooms, hinkypunks, fairies and fireflies inside, along with a neatly printed card containing extremely detailed instructions for ( Read more... )

Elle? Are you about? Sorry not to owl you only the jobberknoll's poorly tonight.