Daily Prophet

[london_bestiary]

Course I never subscribed, and Elle dropped her subscription ages ago over -- she won't even tell me what. Something to do with her job, I think. We saw this morning's paper though because someone had left one on the counter at the chip van when we stopped for a snack on our way back from the club at six this morning because dancing makes the

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[london_bestiary]

Anything you like. If you're sure.

[london_bestiary]

Don't see how it's not her fault. Nothing about this belongs on the front page and she put it there just the same.

[allandsundry]

I still say I let my chair stamp all over that cow's feet.

[london_bestiary]

That sounds like a fine idea to me, love. But let's make sure Ron doesn't mind.

And which one did you mean? Skeeter or that Lizzie person?

[allandsundry]

I don't care! Either! Both! Horrid, horrid creatures. I mean, really, there are certain things that just shouldn't be said in public because they're nobody's bloody business and I really don't see why that can't be understood.

Not on. Any of this.

[london_bestiary]

No, it's not. Not on at all.

We'll drop all the dragon dung the Zoo has on the Prophet's roof tomorrow, first thing in the morning, and then the Zoo will send them a bill for it too. It'll be brilliant. You're coming along, aren't you?

[weasleymum]

Oh, there will be more than a Howler, dear, I just need some time to put thought into it. I do like the idea of the dragon dung, though.

[london_bestiary]

oh, hallo Mum! Just don't do anything Ron thinks we shouldn't, is all.

[weasleymum]

Well... perhaps we ought to speak in person. Would you reserve a load of dragon dung for the garden, dear?

[london_bestiary]

Course we can!

And Hagrid's got a cartload of hippogriff droppings for you that he'll deliever as soon as the term ends, he told me. I swapped him for it - he had me up to Hogwarts as outside examiner for his Care of Magical Creatures students, you see, and he'll send you and Dad the manure in exchange. It's lovely stuff, much less likely to burn the grass than the dragon dung would, and you don't need to mix in sand at all. But you can have some dragon dung too if you like.