dear sexual predators,

dad said i couldn't add you. sorry about that.

yours truly,
Lizzie

hokay, this eljay is (mostly) friends-only. 'cos i'm paranoid like that.

sorry for being friends-only. kinda.

anyway, i'd probably add you. if you ask like a civilized person. even if i don't know you. and especially if you're not from my (old) school. yeah. just ( Read more... )

racing a camel off flaming ironing board ramps à la Evil Knievel. heck yessss.

because people asked me to! *defensive ( Read more... )

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I probably shouldn't say this
Because my friends think that I'm weird
Every time I say I love you they remind me you can't hear
It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored
But you feel so real to me why can't they see
And you're still standing in the same way
Just how I left you yesterday, against the wall
Don't fall

The seven things I hate about you
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i'm not cute, either.

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but whatever, have a look at my super awesome bracelet.


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Instructions
Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair - just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing.
Post these instructions with the picture.


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Instructions: Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.

How many songs total: 2908
How many hours or days of music: 7.3 days
Most recently played: Fields - Skulls And Flesh And More
Most played: Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea (hahaha yeah this song is awesome)
Most recently added ( Read more... )

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why do i still count
syllables on my fingers
when i read haikus

very clever, Liz, very clever. (um, no)

haha, alliteration.

1. Cats use their Lizzie to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Lizzie to stand for parliament. they were first to see how aussome i am.
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lizzie! WHAT, NO THANK YOU.
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers ( Read more... )