Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizzie
haha, alliteration.
1. Cats use their Lizzie to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Lizzie to stand for parliament. they were first to see how aussome i am.
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lizzie! WHAT, NO THANK YOU.
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Lizzie. oh dear. D:
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Lizzie.
6. Lizzie can smell some things up to six miles away. can totally smell you right now, jsyk.
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Lizzie in your mouth. only in Japan?!
8. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Lizzie and water!
9. Lizzie was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants. trufax.
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Lizzie can not!
do it here. now..?
1. Cats use their Lizzie to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Lizzie to stand for parliament. they were first to see how aussome i am.
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lizzie! WHAT, NO THANK YOU.
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Lizzie. oh dear. D:
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Lizzie.
6. Lizzie can smell some things up to six miles away. can totally smell you right now, jsyk.
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Lizzie in your mouth. only in Japan?!
8. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Lizzie and water!
9. Lizzie was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants. trufax.
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Lizzie can not!
do it here. now..?