motherfucking cocksucking no good lousy shit stain ass prick fuck shit crap cock smoker balls douchebag eating whore cunt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKK YYYYYOOOUUUUU ( Read more... )

The Misfits
This is where you belong in the annals of punk history! You're pretty cool but sometimes the problem is, is that you know it. 9 times out of ten, you are the life of any party you go to, just be careful not to put your logo on everything you can. What you lack in substance, you more than make up for with style and flare. You are ( Read more... )

Dennis “Boog” Highberger the Mayor of the City of Lawrence, Kansas, has proclaimed the days of February 4, April 1, March 28, July 15, August 2, August 7, August 16, August 26, September 18, September 22, October 1, October 17, and October 26, 2006 as “INTERNATIONAL DADAISM MONTH”

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Tipped to this by midnightstation. http://channels.netscape.com/love/package.jsp?floc=ns-tos-need-h-02&name=fte/meningitis/meningitis

Apparently attending religious events prevents menigitis. Thank god (snerk)

My diabolical plans are almost complete. My chez manager "L" is just about through. I think I'll let her put the final nail in her coffin herself. How you may ask? Well, on Thursday she came to me say "We need to do something special for Valentine's Day! A special menu and deserts." I tried to argue the point that 1)it a little late to try to do ( Read more... )

The owner hasn't been around for a few days and when he was I never got the time to talk to him. Until yesterday. The bitch cook has actually kept her mouth shut about our little blow up at the most telling others "oh, we are just at war." I don't think the bitch understands the war is all over. That little episode was the bomb on Hiroshima. The ( Read more... )

It finally happened. I snapped. I told off that lazy stuck up bitch who poses as a cook. You see, Saturday night I came to work. She opens on Saturday, I close. A little after she left I started to smell burning plastic. I kept looking around to find the source and eventually spotted smoke coming from the steam table. The steamtable had run out of ( Read more... )

God Bless Amerika. They are at it again.

http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance%2C+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html

Yes, it now illegal to "ANNOY" someone using the internet.

Passed on from midnightstation.

It's been a great few days. First off an old friend "B" came to town. I've not seen him in ten years. He's living near by in Indiana after having lost most of his worldly possessions to Katrina. He and I seem to attract bad luck on a global scale. We met and traveled together on the Renn Faire circuit and have shared many adventures and ( Read more... )

I am waiting. Tommorow at 8am workers are due at my apartment. Seems they are replacing all the windows in the building. I just found out Thursday night when someone slipped a notice under the door. It's snowing right now. Tommorows expected high 36. Great day to have all the windows taken out and new ones put in ( Read more... )