I am tired. I am weary. I am in a crotchety mood. And it's because of my upstairs neighbor, who has been the bane of my waking and sleeping world for more than a year now.
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A HAIKU, or a few, in HER HONOR, with of course, the necessary mention of Frodo )
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I mean - I feel your pain. Was very eloquently expressed.
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She's definitely my source! If this keeps up, just wait until NEXT week---I'll probably be writing a horror novel about her.
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::sending hobbit and ranger to keep you company::
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*Most* of the time she's off the porch by 1:00 a.m. or so, so I don't lose sleep over her. But other times... And you know, I can't even enjoy *my* porch, because I'd have to listen to her all the freaking time up there!
*clings*
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You at least have a sense of humor. I'm afraid I would have gone postal on her by now!
Perhaps you could Mary Sue her--the Fellowship could then use her to distract the Orcs in Moria, or as troll-bait. Or maybe they could throw her to the Wargs...
And having to listen to her as they climb Caradhras would keep them warm, as they seethed in a slow burn...
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That voice, that voice... it is *never* silent. Poor sweet Frodo would die from lack of sleep.
That is a lovely evil thought you have, though. :D
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I wish I knew her name, then I could really mentally curse her. *nods*
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When the moot comes to Houston
Frodo night and day
Poor neighbor upstairs
Who is this big giant crowd?
Frodo gives birth now
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