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[lilybaggins]

I am tired. I am weary. I am in a crotchety mood. And it's because of my upstairs neighbor, who has been the bane of my waking and sleeping world for more than a year now.

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[claudia603]

Hee. I wonder if my awful former downstairs neighbor wrote eloquent poetry about me.

They are walking now
Every step is agony
I will thump their floor

:-D

[lilybaggins]

Are you sure your horrible downstairs neighbor hasn't moved and taken over the body of my horrible upstairs neighbor?

Man, *I* could write that haiku up there! And hey---you have HEARD the sliding glass door going crazy up there. Yes, you have, and if I recall, it startled you!

[shirebound]

Who is on your phone?
Is it a hobbit, perhaps?
Otherwise, shut up

Why don't you go in
And watch The Lord of the Rings
And get a real life?

For manly rangers
And adorable Frodo
Are what it's about.

Beautifully said, Lily. Poor, misguided, evvvvvil neighbor.

[lilybaggins]

And you know what? She's up there right now, jabbering away. *sighs* If only she saw the value of hobbits, she'd come to a new destiny. I firmly believe that.

[surgicalsteel]

*giggles* Just hysterical!

[lilybaggins]

I only wish it were possible, yes I do, to engage in my fantasies above...

*contemplates honeybees*

[nixnivis]

ROTFLMBO!!

Haikus aren't exactly my forte, but:

Stupid neighbour, hush!
Lest I send my schnauzer beast
To eat your phone cord

That'll teach her! Right? ;-)

[lilybaggins]

Oh man, don't I wish! Please send Signe and all of her tiny teeth right NOW. I will pay postage. :)

[baranduin]

Ah, that was magnificent!

[lilybaggins]

I will trade you the Spawn of Morgoth for Ramon.