I am tired. I am weary. I am in a crotchety mood. And it's because of my upstairs neighbor, who has been the bane of my waking and sleeping world for more than a year now.
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A HAIKU, or a few, in HER HONOR, with of course, the necessary mention of Frodo )
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They are walking now
Every step is agony
I will thump their floor
:-D
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Man, *I* could write that haiku up there! And hey---you have HEARD the sliding glass door going crazy up there. Yes, you have, and if I recall, it startled you!
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Is it a hobbit, perhaps?
Otherwise, shut up
Why don't you go in
And watch The Lord of the Rings
And get a real life?
For manly rangers
And adorable Frodo
Are what it's about.
Beautifully said, Lily. Poor, misguided, evvvvvil neighbor.
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*contemplates honeybees*
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Haikus aren't exactly my forte, but:
Stupid neighbour, hush!
Lest I send my schnauzer beast
To eat your phone cord
That'll teach her! Right? ;-)
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