Happy Birthday to Aragorn Elessar, the King of the West, caretaker of all Free Peoples of Middle-earth!
May he continue to care for, be stern! with, kiss, examine, chastise, follow, sleep with, rescue, pine over, have hot dirty! sex with, cart about, cuddle, coddle, lust after, and impregnate certain hobbits into the unforeseeable, light-years-away
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