you can have whatever you like. jedward/noel fielding, nc-17.

[likecharity]

POSTING THIS AND GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, OKAY. What is wrong with me lately? After spending yesterday writing that totally ridiculous threesome, I figured I'd do something more normal and/or useful with myself today. But then this happened.

Title: you can have whatever you like
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel

Comments

[elyndys]

I have to tell you, I have all three of the fics you've posted over the past few days open in tabs for re-reading ;3 You are my new hero in life, especially for these Noel Fielding fics! And the Russell Brand thing sounds promising ;3 You seem like the sort of person who is imaginative and open-minded so I'm really really excited to see what you might write next! :Db It's been too long since we had some amazing and consistent fic posted here, please don't let the dream be over so soon~! Your fics are all so incredibly hot, and your writing is amazing - love the way you write the twins' dialogue! Please please write more!

[likecharity]

Aww, oh my god, that makes me so happy. ♥ Thank you so much! I'm really glad you like them. The twins' dialogue is the thing that intimidates me the most, oddly, so it's a relief to hear that works for you.

God, I actually don't have any plans for what to write next! Pressure! The only other thing I was thinking about was a sort of post-CBB thing about the two of them experimenting with the kinks they discovered while in the house, but I feel like I should go for something that ISN'T just 100% porn. XD And I literally can't even allow myself to think about the Russell Brand thing beyond joking about it, because I'm genuinely scared I'll get ideas.

Thank you for this lovely comment!

[portraitofafool]

I DO AWESOME THINGS WHEN I ENABLE PEOPLE!!

So fucking good. Omfg, I hardly have the words and I am grinning SO BIG right now, wow. Well done DP and *bites knuckles*. Just. *waves hands* THIS. And the twins are so very innocently filthy and Edward such a slut for it in the best way. I usually get a little /:) "Eh?" with that stuff because I don't buy the way people sell the idea of being slutty for it and this I totally believed. They're just so natural and charmingly naive it rocks my socks.

Man, Noel was brilliant, too. Just his whole WHAT like we talked about and then, "Well, okay" and the stuff about pornos and how people don't REALLY do that stuff and... yeah, basically everything was so kick ass.

And this had me doubled up laughing so hard I couldn't continue reading for a few seconds:

it seems totally in line with their personalities that they would plan out special seduce-Noel-Fielding outfitsGah, so much win. I am in love with this and while Russell Brand scares the crap out of me (idek, okay?) and you never have to worry

[likecharity]

YOU DO. AWESOME, ABSURD THINGS.

Gahhh I'm so glad you liked it, considering it's ALL YOUR FAULT that it exists in the first place. I'm glad you thought the DP was well-done, I've written it before but with a girl in the middle so it was a little less intense. SO glad that slutty!Edward was believable, and I totally get what you mean - so often it can come across like someone's being slutty for show, like putting it on and it seems over the top, but I wanted to make it clear that Edward was kind of innocently slutty. Which sounds ridiculous, but I mean - because the twins are kind of in their own bubble and not really aware of what shame is, Edward is just responding to a thing that feels nice and he's being open about wanting more because he sees no reason NOT to be, and it's not about showing off or trying to make himself seem more desirable. /overanalysis

[portraitofafool]

That was what totally made it work, too, Edward just being into it and not thinking about how it sounded or seemed and just being all, "I like being fucked! Hurrah!" And you know later when they were more awake and functional, they totally high-fived and tried to get Noel in on it who was just like, "Seriously?" And then they were like, "Let's do it again! Yay!" Heee.

I KNOW. Even as much as I am all into DP (voyeuristically speaking) if I was watching something like that and it started to happen right in front of me I'd be totally, "Hold the phone. WHAT IS THIS?" Then I'd get over it and just be all "OMFGYAYPONIES! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY? DO HIM HARDER!" /pervy perv is a pervert

[likecharity]

It's kind of refreshing to write. Even when the porn is THIS FILTHY, there's a weird kind of innocence to it that makes the whole thing more fun. And omg they TOTALLY HIGH-FIVED, that is so accurate omg. And probably tried to get Noel to just fool around with them ALL DAY. Because like, it's still only morning. They probably slept til lunchtime and then all their energy was 100% back and Noel was still catatonic and they were bouncing on the bed like NOELNOELNOEL DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD? And he fed them in an attempt to get them out of his house but then they wanted to fuck again and he ended up missing ALL OF HIS APPOINTMENTS THAT DAY

[daikirai]

Hilarious and hot at the same time. Loved it, you're an amazing writer! Can't say enough how much I love the way you write the twins, it's just so...perfect! ♥ ♥ ♥ There aren't many people that can write this type of stuff and still make it believable as far as Jedward's concerned, you know what i mean? You're awesome. ♥

[likecharity]

Aww, yay, thank you!! I know what you mean, it's not exactly the first thing you imagine when you think of them, so I'm glad it's believable to you. That's always the most important thing to me. ♥

[itcamefromjapan]

Oh man, so I'm here from blue_boosh, and when I first saw the description on my flist I went "OH NO" out loud, because what a terrible idea, only somehow the little teasers you included for the cut-text were enough to make me stop thinking that and think what an awesome idea instead.

So I clicked, and both stories were exactly what they should have been, funny and absurd and so hot.

And then I realized that you were the same person who wrote that Noel/Simon Amstell fic I love, and then I went through your masterlist and read a bunch more of your stuff, and everything was brilliant and OMG you like The Secret History.

Basically, what I'm trying to say here is that I think you're awesome and I'm adding you if that's all right.

[likecharity]

HAHA I love the idea of someone actually literally going "OH NO" upon seeing something I've written. But I'm very glad you gave it a chance anyway!!

And awwww I'm especially glad you went on to read less bizarre things of mine. And I'm glad someone had read the Noel/Simon fic too because I couldn't help thinking of that while writing parts of this, particularly the bits with the sofa.

Anyway, thank you so much! Totally fine with you adding me. Yay for The Secret History! ♥

[calistomyth]

Have you been reading my mind or does livejournal now have a telepathy function?

You have just fulfilled the exact scenario that I was thinking as I clicked to check my flist this morning. And it satisfied me in many ways. THANK YOU!

I am slightly creeped out about the coincidence.... ;)

You've written everyone really well. Noel is appropriately shocked and horny about the whole thing. Even the Jedcest seems to be written as in character as possible! Brilliant. Fantastic! I've read quite a bit of Jedcest recently and yours is by far the best :)
Have you posted this fic anywhere else? I can give you another site where it could go up :)

[calistomyth]

BTW, more twin stuff? YESYESYES! If that means getting Russel Brand involved... well, I'm certain he wouldn't mind.... 0:-)

[likecharity]

He totally wouldn't mind. ;)

[calistomyth]

GASP! I wasn't sure if you made that up or not. SO HAPPY IT'S REAL! AHHHHHH!

You have to write it now :( :( :'( Don't make me cry. Make me squeal! DO IT!

If you need help I don't mind sending you hourly nagging messages :P