you can have whatever you like. jedward/noel fielding, nc-17.

[likecharity]

POSTING THIS AND GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, OKAY. What is wrong with me lately? After spending yesterday writing that totally ridiculous threesome, I figured I'd do something more normal and/or useful with myself today. But then this happened.

Title: you can have whatever you like
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel

Comments

[portraitofafool]

I DO AWESOME THINGS WHEN I ENABLE PEOPLE!!

So fucking good. Omfg, I hardly have the words and I am grinning SO BIG right now, wow. Well done DP and *bites knuckles*. Just. *waves hands* THIS. And the twins are so very innocently filthy and Edward such a slut for it in the best way. I usually get a little /:) "Eh?" with that stuff because I don't buy the way people sell the idea of being slutty for it and this I totally believed. They're just so natural and charmingly naive it rocks my socks.

Man, Noel was brilliant, too. Just his whole WHAT like we talked about and then, "Well, okay" and the stuff about pornos and how people don't REALLY do that stuff and... yeah, basically everything was so kick ass.

And this had me doubled up laughing so hard I couldn't continue reading for a few seconds:

it seems totally in line with their personalities that they would plan out special seduce-Noel-Fielding outfits

Gah, so much win. I am in love with this and while Russell Brand scares the crap out of me (idek, okay?) and you never have to worry about me going there... I would always be up for more Noel Fielding/Jedward and seeing how accidentally kinky the twins can end up being, all whilst dragging poor Noel along until one day they're all, "Hey, Noel Fielding, we've been thinking about it and maybe we can all three be boyfriends." like right in the middle of something kinky and wrong... like getting Edward primed and lubed to take on his first fucking machine or something. Cue more Noel being WHAT?! *facepalm*

JFC WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? I don't even KNOW these people and I am just totally \o/ "MOAR!" about it. All. Your. Fault. :D

[likecharity]

YOU DO. AWESOME, ABSURD THINGS.

Gahhh I'm so glad you liked it, considering it's ALL YOUR FAULT that it exists in the first place. I'm glad you thought the DP was well-done, I've written it before but with a girl in the middle so it was a little less intense. SO glad that slutty!Edward was believable, and I totally get what you mean - so often it can come across like someone's being slutty for show, like putting it on and it seems over the top, but I wanted to make it clear that Edward was kind of innocently slutty. Which sounds ridiculous, but I mean - because the twins are kind of in their own bubble and not really aware of what shame is, Edward is just responding to a thing that feels nice and he's being open about wanting more because he sees no reason NOT to be, and it's not about showing off or trying to make himself seem more desirable. /overanalysis

Yay, glad you liked Noel too. I didn't want him to be TOO "WHAT" about it all because it was going to slow things down, but at the same time, y'know...anyone would have a few moments of stunned disbelief, I think, in that situation. Man, I love Noel Fielding. I should write him more often.

PEOPLE KEEP PICKING OUT LINES THAT I WASN'T SURE ABOUT. I love it when that happens.

Hahahaha. Tbh I am relieved that Russell Brand scares you, because otherwise you might start encouraging me to go down that route and then I think it would all be even more downhill from there. I CAN'T WRITE MORE OF THIS, OH GOD. I really have to just stop. I do want to write more Jedward but NOEL, YOU CAN GO NOW OKAY? Although the idea of the twins just being like "hay actually Noel be our boyfriend okay" during something outrageously kinky is definitely something I can see.

ALL YOUR FAULT. :P I THINK WE ARE JUST AS BAD AS EACH OTHER AT THIS POINT.

[portraitofafool]

That was what totally made it work, too, Edward just being into it and not thinking about how it sounded or seemed and just being all, "I like being fucked! Hurrah!" And you know later when they were more awake and functional, they totally high-fived and tried to get Noel in on it who was just like, "Seriously?" And then they were like, "Let's do it again! Yay!" Heee.

I KNOW. Even as much as I am all into DP (voyeuristically speaking) if I was watching something like that and it started to happen right in front of me I'd be totally, "Hold the phone. WHAT IS THIS?" Then I'd get over it and just be all "OMFGYAYPONIES! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY? DO HIM HARDER!" /pervy perv is a pervert

Another line I liked was Edward being so matter-of-fact about it being his turn to sleep in the wet spot. That was just so weirdly funny-cute-sweet because you get the feeling that he and John have worked all of this out already and are in sync like that. Honestly, that would be another "WHAT" moment for me, eyebrows raised and, "Really now? Good to know." But I'd be thinking, "Aww!" about it because sweetly stupid, overenthusiastic incestuous twins apparently tugs at my heartstrings. Who knew?

I would throw you a party if they did that to Noel. I love these and he is like the straight-man in their Laurel-and-Hardy (but way hotter) gay incest act and he totally brings the funny and together they are like this trio of sexy awesome. Just yeah, the whole, "be our boyfriend" right in the middle of something utterly filthy and kinky would be hilarious. Seriously, who wouldn't *facepalm* in that situation even if it was smoking hot? It'd just be. Yeah.

I THINK WE MAY BE ENABLING EACH OTHER.

And I cannot type because I am so \o/ about all this. *shifts blame to you again*

[likecharity]

It's kind of refreshing to write. Even when the porn is THIS FILTHY, there's a weird kind of innocence to it that makes the whole thing more fun. And omg they TOTALLY HIGH-FIVED, that is so accurate omg. And probably tried to get Noel to just fool around with them ALL DAY. Because like, it's still only morning. They probably slept til lunchtime and then all their energy was 100% back and Noel was still catatonic and they were bouncing on the bed like NOELNOELNOEL DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD? And he fed them in an attempt to get them out of his house but then they wanted to fuck again and he ended up missing ALL OF HIS APPOINTMENTS THAT DAY.

And maybe one of his appointments was to meet up with Russell and he gave him some bullshit excuse, and later Russell ended up forcing the truth out of him, and after laughing at him for like an hour down the phone he asked for all the details. And Noel was like PLEASE TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS RUSSELL and Russell was like I'M A MARRIED MAN, NOEL, HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING.

ffffff WHY IS IT SO EASY TO ADD ON TO THIS 'VERSE? I NEED TO STOP.

ANYWAY. Yeah, the bit about the wet spot just kind of wrote itself, it was easy to imagine that the twins would have some sort of routine or something with that. Like, if they're screwing around with each other basically every night, it's just natural and there's nothing much to really DISCUSS anymore.

totally enabling each other oh god

[calistomyth]

comment quote: "I would always be up for more Noel Fielding/Jedward and seeing how accidentally kinky the twins can end up being, all whilst dragging poor Noel along until one day they're all, "Hey, Noel Fielding, we've been thinking about it and maybe we can all three be boyfriends." like right in the middle of something kinky and wrong... like getting Edward primed and lubed to take on his first fucking machine or something. Cue more Noel being WHAT?! *facepalm*!"

You made me lol :D LOL.

[portraitofafool]

Yea! That whole mental image amuses me way more than is probably healthy. LOL