you can have whatever you like. jedward/noel fielding, nc-17.

[likecharity]

POSTING THIS AND GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, OKAY. What is wrong with me lately? After spending yesterday writing that totally ridiculous threesome, I figured I'd do something more normal and/or useful with myself today. But then this happened.

Title: you can have whatever you like
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel

Comments

[likecharity]

Thank youuu. (It really shouldn't, should it? I was a little surprised while writing it at how into it I was. Hnng.)

Why does it make perfect sense to imagine Jedward using a dildo that a creepy fan sent them? IT JUST DOES. They're just so appreciative of their fans that I think they would never throw out a piece of fanmail or a gift, even if it was pervy they would devote their full attention to it. XD

♥ I'm really glad you liked it. And oh godddddddd no, get away Russell Brand, it's all over now and YOU CAN'T PLAY

[thecatinthetree]

Nnngh.

[likecharity]

:D ♥

[staypainted]

I really love how Jedward call him Noel Fielding all the time. and the thing is I could totally buy them using a dildo a fan sent them because they use everything their fans send them. lol.

UGH I CAN'T EVEN FUNCTION ENOUGH TO QUOTE THINGS. I love how eager Edward is for it all. ackkk I just love everything and you.

lmao they totally want Russell Brand's number. I LOVE IT.

[likecharity]

Lmao THEY WOULD THOUGH. It's like how even after living with Tara Reid for weeks, they still call her Tara Reid all the time. I think it's because they still see celebrities as celebrities, like, not actual people?

And yesss I'm glad the dildo thing seemed plausible to you, too. I was like, right, I need some way for them to get a hold of a dildo, and the idea of a fan sending it and them using it seemed way more likely than them buying one themselves. I can seriously imagine them viewing it in the same way they see every other gift or piece of fanmail - something to consider and appreciate, and not throw away just because it's a bit weird. XD

I'm so glad you liked this, bb, thank you. ♥ OF COURSE THEY WANT RUSSELL BRAND'S NUMBER. He actually did tell them he fancied them on Twitter, you know. IT MIGHT'VE GIVEN THEM IDEAS.

[shoysrock]

I...I am....floored...fj...dfjlgkj...adjflkgjl...oh my God. Oh my sweet mother's bosom my God.

[likecharity]

I am going to assume that this is positive, and thank you!

[likecharity]

Haha, understandable!! I'm glad you liked. :)