you can have whatever you like. jedward/noel fielding, nc-17.

[likecharity]

POSTING THIS AND GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, OKAY. What is wrong with me lately? After spending yesterday writing that totally ridiculous threesome, I figured I'd do something more normal and/or useful with myself today. But then this happened.

Title: you can have whatever you like
Author: likecharity
Pairing: John Grimes/Edward Grimes/Noel

Comments

[portraitofafool]

I DO AWESOME THINGS WHEN I ENABLE PEOPLE!!

So fucking good. Omfg, I hardly have the words and I am grinning SO BIG right now, wow. Well done DP and *bites knuckles*. Just. *waves hands* THIS. And the twins are so very innocently filthy and Edward such a slut for it in the best way. I usually get a little /:) "Eh?" with that stuff because I don't buy the way people sell the idea of being slutty for it and this I totally believed. They're just so natural and charmingly naive it rocks my socks.

Man, Noel was brilliant, too. Just his whole WHAT like we talked about and then, "Well, okay" and the stuff about pornos and how people don't REALLY do that stuff and... yeah, basically everything was so kick ass.

And this had me doubled up laughing so hard I couldn't continue reading for a few seconds:

it seems totally in line with their personalities that they would plan out special seduce-Noel-Fielding outfitsGah, so much win. I am in love with this and while Russell Brand scares the crap out of me (idek, okay?) and you never have to worry

[likecharity]

YOU DO. AWESOME, ABSURD THINGS.

Gahhh I'm so glad you liked it, considering it's ALL YOUR FAULT that it exists in the first place. I'm glad you thought the DP was well-done, I've written it before but with a girl in the middle so it was a little less intense. SO glad that slutty!Edward was believable, and I totally get what you mean - so often it can come across like someone's being slutty for show, like putting it on and it seems over the top, but I wanted to make it clear that Edward was kind of innocently slutty. Which sounds ridiculous, but I mean - because the twins are kind of in their own bubble and not really aware of what shame is, Edward is just responding to a thing that feels nice and he's being open about wanting more because he sees no reason NOT to be, and it's not about showing off or trying to make himself seem more desirable. /overanalysis

[portraitofafool]

That was what totally made it work, too, Edward just being into it and not thinking about how it sounded or seemed and just being all, "I like being fucked! Hurrah!" And you know later when they were more awake and functional, they totally high-fived and tried to get Noel in on it who was just like, "Seriously?" And then they were like, "Let's do it again! Yay!" Heee.

I KNOW. Even as much as I am all into DP (voyeuristically speaking) if I was watching something like that and it started to happen right in front of me I'd be totally, "Hold the phone. WHAT IS THIS?" Then I'd get over it and just be all "OMFGYAYPONIES! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY? DO HIM HARDER!" /pervy perv is a pervert

[likecharity]

It's kind of refreshing to write. Even when the porn is THIS FILTHY, there's a weird kind of innocence to it that makes the whole thing more fun. And omg they TOTALLY HIGH-FIVED, that is so accurate omg. And probably tried to get Noel to just fool around with them ALL DAY. Because like, it's still only morning. They probably slept til lunchtime and then all their energy was 100% back and Noel was still catatonic and they were bouncing on the bed like NOELNOELNOEL DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD? And he fed them in an attempt to get them out of his house but then they wanted to fuck again and he ended up missing ALL OF HIS APPOINTMENTS THAT DAY

[calistomyth]

comment quote: "I would always be up for more Noel Fielding/Jedward and seeing how accidentally kinky the twins can end up being, all whilst dragging poor Noel along until one day they're all, "Hey, Noel Fielding, we've been thinking about it and maybe we can all three be boyfriends." like right in the middle of something kinky and wrong... like getting Edward primed and lubed to take on his first fucking machine or something. Cue more Noel being WHAT?! *facepalm*!"

You made me lol :D LOL.

[portraitofafool]

Yea! That whole mental image amuses me way more than is probably healthy. LOL