[OOC: Continuing my trend of 'the game is closing in a month, so who the hell cares' posts-]Sooooo I just got a call, and sorry for the short notice and shit but the office is going to be closed for the next week. Possibly the next month, if things go well. And by 'things go well' I mean if I beat some bitches up in American Gladiators ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen: Your "they see us rollin'" references have officially jumped the shark.

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From: Delilah Rousseau (d.rousseau@gmail.com)
To: Casey Lewis
Subject: omfg PARKOUR

Casey,

Check. this. shit. out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Mqq0Z7eg0

There is a website! They offer classes! Who knew there were classes in awesome.

-Delilah

American Gladiators Training Status

Running: 2 miles in 20 minutes 6 seconds (FASTER DAMMIT, augh short legs)
Pushups: 37 in 1 minute (resulting in jelly arms)
Situps: 34 in 1 minute (totally pathetic, need more core training)
Pullups: 3 (with a lot of flailing on 2 and 3)

Workout Mix: Iron Man soundtrack; previously: Kanye West "Stronger", ( Read more... )

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For all those who participated in PS 666 Prom Takeover '08, mission accomplished! And we will not be retracting that statement because no evidence will come to light to the contrary. Seriously, I think we made prom fun, and that is a serious achievementAfter downing about two gallons of water my headache from the Byron's ( Read more... )

Holy shit Iron Man has a 95% on the Tomatometer. That is unheard of. I think the last movie I saw that got something that high was Pan's Labyrinth.

Not that this is comparable to Pan's Labyrinth but I need to see this movie.

Hey, Anser really did get a bonnet subscription. But he doesn't want them or something ridic like that, so if anyone wants to adopt this fine specimen let me know.

[Attached is a picture of the bonnet and the accompanying letter.]

Yo Kilroy, your doppleganger is in Berlin and even if he stole your face that is a fuckin' sharp suit.

I bet May isn't embarrassed to be seen with you though. And I hope your mama taught you not to give the cameras the finger.

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