Private to Chuck and Nate.
[Shortly after this.]
Hey guys, just FYI, I will be invading your dorm's rec room at 9pm tonight in order to watch The Office and forget about the world and its full-of-shitness for a precious 30 minutes. If somebody wants to let me in that'd be tight, but tailgating is also doable.
I would invade your frat house (fridge = A+) but I'm pretty sure that's a no-go after I tasered your prez.