T-2000 words until the hooker fic hits 20,000 words.

SOMEONE BUY ME BEER AND CANDY.

Also, I think but I am not sure that the next chapter may actually have porno.

Meg: Q: is meg crazy? A: well, she just signed up for yuletide.
Crysi: I already answered yes, meg.

... what nine month posting gap? I don't know what you're talking about >_____>


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kit_sakurazuka: ( Fuuma/Kamui, wallsex, possibly blindfold )

.... oh to hell with it. Ten kink ficlet spots, nothing groddy (as defined solely by mgmt), current fandoms or original stuff only, if you try to make me do anything involving CLAMP except maybe Fuuma/Kamui or GinRan I will punch you in the uterus even if you don't have one, do not feed the kitten, I will see you dudes after I get back from work ( Read more... )

So apparently this morning the cat finally attempted to give the dog the coup de grace, both front paws around the neck and teeth going for the windpipe. Oliver staggered back into Mom and looked hugely reproachful, Mom smacked the cat.

DAMMIT I ALWAYS MISS THE AWESOME SCENES.

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DOG: *flings himself at returned humans in excess of relieved joy*
CAT: ...I don't really want to know if I want to talk to you whores.

He's really annoyed at Mom, obviously. He'll dance around her and get in her way and stuff! But no purring for her. Also he is being specially obvious in his devotion to the human who Did Not Leave Him. Damn, I ( Read more... )

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For Andii! ( FIVE PETS AIBA TRIED TO GIVE JUN )

....hysterical accusations of humans being fickle and terrible work better if you don't refuse to go in when the human calls and THEN trot coolly past with stinky applied to your neck to attract the ladies. So no, no, I understand that you like the ladies and also that the kitten is driving you crazy, but the human does not feel bad about your spot ( Read more... )

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BY THE WAY I AM POSTING THIS SO BECKY CAN'T CLAIM THAT SHE SAVED IT BACK IN CASE I EVER WROTE IT

( We Should Not Be Allowed On the Same Internet Theatre, Episode 435264363 : Tendou Gets Pregnant )