LOATHING! Unadulterated LOATHING!!
....hysterical accusations of humans being fickle and terrible work better if you don't refuse to go in when the human calls and THEN trot coolly past with stinky applied to your neck to attract the ladies. So no, no, I understand that you like the ladies and also that the kitten is driving you crazy, but the human does not feel bad about your spot bath. In fact, if you had not had your flea crap applied yesterday, you might get an entire bath. Stop whining.
The Fail Dumpling had a bow embroidered on it -- since the orange wool pulled in so much, I decided to engage in the great crafting tradition of pretending I meant to do that and look! it's a string tied around the bag! -- and went through yet another Gaelic war dance with admiring kitten audience (this time to accompaniment of What Is This Feeling rendered with great spirit and no tune) and most of another goddamn wash cycle, and decided to stop being quite so fail. It in fact almost looks like a felted object.
I'm sure I'll stop making these things so soon but dammit! they're so cute and easy and can be done while watching tokusatsu and awful boyband shows. I'm really kind of debating sucking it up over YouTube vs Meg's Dialup because the part of AnS where Jun looks deep into Aiba's eyes and says, "You're mine, come here and kiss me", and Aiba does a squeaky fangirl capslock over it. I mean. I wannnnnnnt ittttt. Plus Nino is awesome.
It occured to me last night, as the cat flipped his tail around my wrist, that I should have named him Zidane. But he's not blonde! So his name so far is Our Squeaky Lord and Master Goddammit Stop That Jasper Fuzzbrains Zidane Little Horrible Telephone Call For Little Horrible Ninomiya Catbutt How Many Times Have I Told You The Dog Is Not A Cat Toy Simons.
.... by the way every time I hear Someone Keeps Moving My Chair I think of Ohno.
The Fail Dumpling had a bow embroidered on it -- since the orange wool pulled in so much, I decided to engage in the great crafting tradition of pretending I meant to do that and look! it's a string tied around the bag! -- and went through yet another Gaelic war dance with admiring kitten audience (this time to accompaniment of What Is This Feeling rendered with great spirit and no tune) and most of another goddamn wash cycle, and decided to stop being quite so fail. It in fact almost looks like a felted object.
I'm sure I'll stop making these things so soon but dammit! they're so cute and easy and can be done while watching tokusatsu and awful boyband shows. I'm really kind of debating sucking it up over YouTube vs Meg's Dialup because the part of AnS where Jun looks deep into Aiba's eyes and says, "You're mine, come here and kiss me", and Aiba does a squeaky fangirl capslock over it. I mean. I wannnnnnnt ittttt. Plus Nino is awesome.
It occured to me last night, as the cat flipped his tail around my wrist, that I should have named him Zidane. But he's not blonde! So his name so far is Our Squeaky Lord and Master Goddammit Stop That Jasper Fuzzbrains Zidane Little Horrible Telephone Call For Little Horrible Ninomiya Catbutt How Many Times Have I Told You The Dog Is Not A Cat Toy Simons.
.... by the way every time I hear Someone Keeps Moving My Chair I think of Ohno.