Yesterday I was suddenly struck by an urge for unhealthy fast food -- which in my defense, comes fairly rarely (possibly because I survive on peanut butter, eggs, toast, oranges, coffee and milk, also noodles) -- so I actually went to McDonalds. I have not been to McDonalds for over a year, because generally since I now live in a city with ( Read more... )

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....to make it worse, there were zombies and some sort of action hero dude (I ... guess they decided to remake the series, only with an action/supernatural element?) and I spent more time than I'm really willing to remember telling Jem things like NO YOU CANNOT HELP THE UNDEAD HUNTER, YOU WILL DIE HORRIBLY AND IT IS PAST YOUR BEDTIME. Then I salted ( Read more... )

I don't care who I have to bribe but someone needs to have Nino tell someone that Jun was the only teenaged girl in Japan who didn't cry when Lance from N'SYNC came out.

PLEASE I WANT IT LIKE BURNING SUDDENLY

I'm going to bed now but tomorrow I should have all the master/servant fics up.

TANEMURA: Ambigious love interest, check
TANEMURA: small cute mascots who will probably end up being EVIL, check.
TANEMURA: spunky best friend person, ninjas, magical transformation sequence
TANEMURA: Check, check, and check.
TANEMURA:
TANEMURA: ... what am I missing?
TANEMURA: OH RIGHT, LESBIAN SUBTEXT o/
TANEMURA: Check!
MEG:
MEG:
MEG: and how. ( Read more... )

For instance,

Sho said, reflectively, "...I kind of miss when Jun was tiny and adorable and had a tiny adorable terrified crush on me. INSTEAD OF FIGHTING WITH YOU ON MY BED, NINOMIYA."

"No, you don't, you hated it, you were always like NINO-KUN WHAT IF I BREAK HIS HEART NINO-KUN WHAT IF HE OFFERS ME HIS CHERRY."Which was why Sho kind of ( Read more... )

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Okay, now I'm torn - I'd like to get the Arashi calender for the year, but what - what - what the hell did they put Aiba, Nino and Sho in for the cover? Jun's just standing between Sho and Aiba with a look like "in five seconds that stylist is going to be put out of my misery >:|" over those godawful plaid suits he has to stand between. You notice ( Read more... )

GUESS WHO HAS THE OHMIYA/SHO OMAKE NOW.

WHY YES, IT WOULD BE MEEEEEE.

*SPARKLES HORRIBLY*

CIRCEE LOOOOVES MEEEEE AND I LOOOOVEEE HER BECAUSE SHE WRITES ME DELICIOUS PORNO WITH OHMIYA AND SHO.

meanwhile jun and aiba are suffering through blue balls and publicity man are they ticked off at me right now.

Happy birthday, nyonyo! I'm trying to get a chapter of the hooker fic out for you but right now my brain is like TIME FOR COFFEE AND LITTLE DEBBIES, BIAB and I'm screaming at its back like I CAN'T WRITE ABOUT HOOKERS AT WORK GOD DAMN YOU ( Read more... )