I've been watching too much of The West Wing.  I was trying to write Kirk just now, and all I could hear in my head was President Bartlett.  And just now, reading some Pinto slash, Zach started sounding like Toby.

No.  Just . . . no.

I need to fix this.

Maybe I should finish up the season?

Yeah.  That sounds like a logical idea.

CURSES UPON YOU, PLOT!  YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE, STOP TRYING TO SNEAK YOUR WAY IN LIKE SOME SORT OF A . . . SNEAKY THING!

I shall banish you through the magical powers of SCOTTY!KITTEH!


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Dear Metaphorical-Professor!Spock,

You are supposed to be curing Jim's insecurities, not reinforcing them.  I know what you're doing, but he's giving me those hurt puppy eyes of his and it's starting to get annoying.

Shape up.

Tough love,
LadyB

If you don't work retail, let me drop some knowledge on you: 5 days in a row is fucking HARD.  On your feet all day, dealing with stupid, lazy, and occasionally rude people and, if you're me, those damned Flying Monkeys that we will have until the end of time.  (They scream.  LOUDLY.)  This is especially torturous if these 5 days include a weekend ( Read more... )

Note to self: STOP GETTING INVOLVED IN FANDOM WANKERY.  FOR SERIOUS.

Can anyone recommend me something nice and romantic and fluffy to take my mind off of things?  You know my preferences by now, I think. XD