God love you, Toby, I do not want to read slash about you

[ladyblahblah]

I've been watching too much of The West Wing.  I was trying to write Kirk just now, and all I could hear in my head was President Bartlett.  And just now, reading some Pinto slash, Zach started sounding like Toby.

No.  Just . . . no.

I need to fix this.

Maybe I should finish up the season?

Yeah.  That sounds like a logical idea.