Oh, hey.

Aug 01, 2002 01:43

I'm sure you're all wondering where I've been. Well, since I divorced the fucker, I went back home to Valinor. Er, it has become FUCKING BORING AND EMPTY. So I hopped another boat. On the way across the ocean, the world ended, but we're all used to that by now.

On a completely different matter, this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

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valandil August 1 2002, 00:32:53 UTC
Fuckin' bitch. That elf belongs to me an' Theodwyn.

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ladyamarie August 1 2002, 00:34:06 UTC
An elf belong to a couple of scrawny mortal bitches? Yo, that's just wrong.

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valandil August 1 2002, 00:37:38 UTC
Don't fuckin' start that bigass immortal superior elf bullshit. I was raised by elves. I was the first fuckin' mortal ever to be allowed at an elf wedding. Stupid whore.

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ladyamarie August 1 2002, 00:38:40 UTC
I am not a whore, you whore.

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celegorm August 1 2002, 22:18:39 UTC
Not so fuckin' bad yourself, chicklet.

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ladyamarie August 1 2002, 22:23:59 UTC
Nifty.

Any chance you could make that damn dog quit hitting on me? He's creeping me out, yo.

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celegorm August 1 2002, 22:40:03 UTC
That dog is a fucker, man. Fuckin' betrayed me! I miss 'im. I should cut his fuckin' head off!

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Yo ladyamarie August 1 2002, 22:45:50 UTC
He's writing shit poetry about me, yo. And Oromë turned him into a friggin' elf. Then all your brothers started laughing at me.

Point is... I swear by Manwë am not just doing this to make Finny mad You are my one true love!!!!!@!@!#!@#!$!@#!!111 or, um, something. ¬.¬

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