Oh, hey.

[ladyamarie]

I'm sure you're all wondering where I've been. Well, since I divorced the fucker, I went back home to Valinor. Er, it has become FUCKING BORING AND EMPTY. So I hopped another boat. On the way across the ocean, the world ended, but we're all used to that by now.

On a completely different matter, this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

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[celegorm]

Not so fuckin' bad yourself, chicklet.

[ladyamarie]

Nifty.

Any chance you could make that damn dog quit hitting on me? He's creeping me out, yo.

[celegorm]

That dog is a fucker, man. Fuckin' betrayed me! I miss 'im. I should cut his fuckin' head off!

Yo

[ladyamarie]

He's writing shit poetry about me, yo. And Oromë turned him into a friggin' elf. Then all your brothers started laughing at me.

Point is... I swear by Manwë am not just doing this to make Finny mad You are my one true love!!!!!@!@!#!@#!$!@#!!111 or, um, something. ¬.¬

[celegorm]

Um. Those fuckers.

Like okay.

What does that mean for me?

[ladyamarie]

Yeah.

Um.

I dunno. Whatever.

[celegorm]

Cool.

[ladyamarie]

So uh... How've ya been? Haven't seen you since I married that asshole cousin of yours.