Oh, hey.

[ladyamarie]

I'm sure you're all wondering where I've been. Well, since I divorced the fucker, I went back home to Valinor. Er, it has become FUCKING BORING AND EMPTY. So I hopped another boat. On the way across the ocean, the world ended, but we're all used to that by now.

On a completely different matter, this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

Comments

[valandil]

Fuckin' bitch. That elf belongs to me an' Theodwyn.

[ladyamarie]

An elf belong to a couple of scrawny mortal bitches? Yo, that's just wrong.

[valandil]

Don't fuckin' start that bigass immortal superior elf bullshit. I was raised by elves. I was the first fuckin' mortal ever to be allowed at an elf wedding. Stupid whore.

[ladyamarie]

I am not a whore, you whore.

[valandil]

Fuckin' Ulmo, you know, the Vala who just made my dad a Maia, has a box full of photographs of you and Manwë that would suggest otherwise. Whore.

[ladyamarie]

Yeah, and Mannie, the High King of Arda will take my side. Whore.

[valandil]

Emphasis on HIGH, bitch. An' he's a fuckin' pansy. Whore.

[ladyamarie]

Someone in your position shouldn't talk that way about whores, yo. Just look at your, uh, father. (Whore.)

[valandil]

Fuck off, whore. I'm fuckin' pregnant here. Peeps are supposed to be nice to knocked-up chicks, an' shit.

[ladyamarie]

Oh yeah. You and your little heir to the crazy fuckers of Dol Amroth. So are you gonna marry Elphir or what?

[valandil]

I'm thinkin' about it. Want what's best for my kid, ya know. Or maybe you don't, since you never fuckin' had any.

[ladyamarie]

Shut up, yo. Who cares.

[valandil]

Hahahaha NOW who's jealous? Fuckin' whore ain't got no kids!

[ladyamarie]

Naff off, yo.

[valandil]

Nah nah.

[ladyamarie]

Oh, grow up.