Say cheese, bitch!

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cowabunga

\*dipsmooches luthien*

*puts a whoopee cushion on a chair*

Humbug.

DANIELLE IS MY MOTHER NOW okay?

AND

I am going to be the fuckin' best man at the first Lesbian Wedding in the history of Arda. Does that kick ass or what?

I thought so.

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COOKIE.

Know what's cool?

Fuckin' bungee cords. That's what's cool. I have a hammock in my living room now, bitches! An' when the snow melts, it'll be on my front porch.

I rule.

Ahahaha my kid is learning to talk.

Words Yavien has said

• Issee (Issy)
• Wedig (Wedding)
• Da-ee (DADDY, hahaha)
• Magin (Maeglin)
• Temptess (Temptress. Issy again, ahaha)

Good morning.

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