OW. OW. OW. I was bouncing around the intrawebz, researching Magnus Greel, and then I came upon this and screamed in horror. (For those of you who don't know, I'm a native speaker of Russian.) Why must people pull Russian names out of their ass? Whyyyy? Seriously, the idea of the story sounded interesting, but the names alone guarantee that I will ( Read more... )

This is feeding my dressfic bunny something crazy. And no, I'll never show the manip I did of girl!Jack. But still...
( Photographic Evidence of similarity between Jack & Ava! )

Jack in drag would look like Ava Gardner. Don't ask me how I figured that out. *hops on the Special Hell Express*

... because I have a bunny that has the Doctor wearing a dress. And Jack in a dress. And I've actually discussed what kind of shoes they both should be wearing with debris_k. *headdesks repeatedly in hope that the bunny will leave her alone*

Lieutenant-Colonel Robertson, Commander of the British military garrison of Vis, writing to Lord Bentinck, Commander-in-Chief of the British forces in the Adriatic, in 1813:

"My Lord, eight Croatians in the French Service [...] deserted to us from Lessina (Hvar) [...] They are uncommonly handsome young men, and were forced into the French Service. ( Read more... )

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( AAAAH MY EYES OMG PAAAAAAAIN.... )

OMFG I AM DONE.

I've watched every episode of M*A*S*H since September in order to get as many slashy quotes from it as humanly possible. I've let my mind sink to the lowest depths of perversion. I've DONE IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. My brain will never be the same again. *falls over and lies there, twitching*

I was skimming over the fic index of BritSlash, when I saw the pairing Bush/Kennedy, and the first thing to come into my mind instead of "Horatio Hornblower" was "WTF?? George Bush Senior/JFK?"
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I blame the Garfield slash. neth_dugan has no excuse.

Hokay. If you search Google for "curtainblower", this LJ is the only result. Even Google now knows that I am unable to write sex scenes...