I am sitting here headdesking because my brain has taken an early Christmas vacation and refuses to work no matter what. As some of you guys know, I'm applying for an M.A. in Gender Studies... and I now need to write a thesis proposal for said M.A. in my statement of purpose, which really sucks, because my brain is completely devoid of coherent ( Read more... )

Penhall: [about Hanson's ass, which he accidentally shot] "Hey, Tom... You know, if I could kiss it and make it feel better, I mean...." *waves his hands around suggestively, holds two fingers up and continues in a lower voice* "I would. You gotta believe me."
Hanson: "I'll let you know, 'kay?"

Summary: Ack. I can't think of a coherent summary. Angst happens! :-)
Rating: R-ish
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Spoilers: general season 2 spoilers up to "Aurora".
Disclaimer: Still not mine, alas!
Warnings: non-con (although not very graphic) somewhere down the road

Huge thanks for Debris for looking over this chapter for me. Also, I've changed the ( Read more... )

Summary: Chapter 2, where Rodney frets and reminisces while he waits for John to be released from the infirmary.
Rating: R-ish
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Spoilers: general season 2 spoilers up to "Aurora".
Disclaimer: Still not mine, alas!
Warnings: non-con (although not very graphic) somewhere down the road.

Previous part can be found here.

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Authors: Sharpe's Wenches (wenches_rs, aka kmanderson & sharpiefan)
Title: "Sharpe's Sortie"
Summary: Chapter Two, in which Sharpe gets a mission, an Ensign is upset, and tea leads to
Rating: R-ish
Pairing: Sharpe/Harper
Word Count: 6,344
Disclaimer: The boys belong to Bernard Cornwell. We're just borrowing them for some not-so-clean fun.
Acknowledgement: Thank you, m_l_h for ( Read more... )

Hodgins: "I clicked on a pop-up! I got caught up in a pornado!"

Oh man, this is why I love Bones muchly.

( House & Bones slashy spoileryness )

bond_slash. :-D

OMFG I AM DONE.

I've watched every episode of M*A*S*H since September in order to get as many slashy quotes from it as humanly possible. I've let my mind sink to the lowest depths of perversion. I've DONE IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. My brain will never be the same again. *falls over and lies there, twitching*

Is there a James Bond slash comm out there? *runs away before vegetables are thrown*

I knew it was only a matter of time before I got my hands on the torture scene screencaps and went wild with making crappy icons. Alas, my crappy icon making is checked by a hectic schedule, but I managed to make one before passing out yesterday.

( Cut for teh hawt. And spoileriness. )