I'm going to special hell...

[kma]

... because I have a bunny that has the Doctor wearing a dress. And Jack in a dress. And I've actually discussed what kind of shoes they both should be wearing with debris_k. *headdesks repeatedly in hope that the bunny will leave her alone*

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[tanisafan]

Nooo, *urges bunny to come back*.

It doesn't sound reproachable to me. (Although that's really nothing to judge by.) Whatever it is, it can't be worse than the Petrelli-related 'Heroes' pulp I'm writing that will make me go to HELL.

[kma]

It's a bad bunny! It's trying to force me to write badfic! I haven't even seen all of Dr. Who eps, old or new, and it wants me to come up with a reason for Jack & the Doctor to be wearing dresses and strolling around in public! *has watched too much David in drag and taken John's word that he looked better in a skirt than his ex-girlfriend too literally*

[tanisafan]

Nooo, good bunny!
If it's anything like David and John in kilts, it can't possibly be bad. I endorse it!

Mmm, now my mind is in a happy place.

[kma]

Did you know that John went to his prom in a kilt? *swoons* I'd pay good money to see that... And hot men in kilts are a really good thing. Unfortunately, the only kilted men I ever see are fat, hairy and at the Ren Fest.

And since you're feeding the bunny, I'll take you to task and ask you for food to keep it satisfied. Where should the Doctor and Jack be in their dresses/skirts, what is the reason, and what remarks should Jack make about the skirt hugging the Doctor's ass?

[lea724]

You can't leave it at that!! What sort of purses do they carry?

*hates you so much*

[kma]

I dunno! Give suggestions, woman!

And to revenge myself, I leave you with the following paragraph my mind spewed forth:

Jack rooted around in the closet until he found a dress that fit him. To his disgust, it was an evening gown of a decidedly lavender hue - "Not my color - makes my skin look yellow," he remarked to no one in particular - but with its puffy sleeves and full skirts it would do a good job hiding his decidedly unwomanly shape. The owner of said frippery apparently was Jack's long lost twin sister, because even the matching lavender shoes (with a rather sensible heel) fit Jack's feet perfectly.

Re: *hates you so much*

[lea724]

Give suggestions, woman!

Hey, you're the writer, not me! ;)

but with its puffy sleeves and full skirts it would do a good job hiding his decidedly unwomanly shape.

*snerks*

because even the matching lavender shoes (with a rather sensible heel) fit Jack's feet perfectly.

Lol! *applauds*